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De André's Epitaph Service
For the low price of €99.99, you can have Fabrizio De André sing your epitaph (though he doesn't promise it will be flattering). You can customize your epitaph with guitar, organ, or flute, and you can choose between rich, lovely female backing vocals or cool, whispered (and kinda creepy) male backing vocals! Act now, while supplies last!