Reviews by bissy

Came for "WEEE ARE A PART OF THE RHYTHM NATIOOONNN", got slow jams instead :/

It's like listening to your coworkers butcher your favourite songs at karaoke night

Now this is how you do whining. Powerfully, gutturally, with real emotion. Please listen with an ear unblinded by the preconceived notion that this is "britpop".

Its like they recorded an album and only the first 4 songs were inspired so they dispersed them throughout to make it seem like it wasn't so bad.

And you're telling me the critics put this guy in 6 times? I reject the notion that I must listen to this guy 5 more times.

I am part of the cult following now.

I'm always down for a good time, and this is short, sweet, and fucks.

The switch up between song 18 and 19 really was something!

Sure, this music is alright, but if I'm going to listen to whining it better not be introspective.

If you are like me, listening to this album and struggling to listen, then make it a game of sorts. +5 points if you can guess what the rhyme would be, +10 bonus points if you hear a word rhymed with itself.

1. Guys I think there is no will whatsoever
2. Guys I think he made a mistake
3. wooooaaaaahhooooooooaooaaaaaaahhhhh
4. Guys I think he knows
5.

Yeah shit is getting real weird idk if I can even give half assed summaries of whatever this is. This is exactly the shitfuckery I expected from Mr. Byrne and Eno.

I am NOT checking the reviews for this one before reviewing.

I think pacing this album over two days was the worst thing I could do honestly

I had a rough night and I hate the fuckin' Eagles or something.

Today I found out this guy (WHO??) has more monthly listeners on Spotify than DAVID BOWIE. Like... what!?!?!

Debbie girl why do you look so angry 😭

This is like a 5 star for entertainment (4 if you're sane), and a 3 star for music (2 if you're sane)

Hah. Weirdos.

okaaayyyy q-tip i see you

I don't really get the substantial appeal of jazz like this. It simply sounds like randomly generated notes, you know? When someone tells me they like this kind of jazz I just think they're an elitist who wants to convince themselves they are cooler than you.