Rated 5/10
I feel like I've heard of Japan before, but since I imagined that they were in the spectrum of other one-word bands like Journey, Europe, Boston, Asia, etc., I suspect my memory of them is a bit suspect. Either way, they somehow met my already low expectations and yet *still* disappointed me. I think part of my disappointment was due to the video for their opening/title track, which seemed to be a studio "concert" performance of their song, with what appeared to be a whole cast of female zombies as the crowd (they weren't dressed or looked like zombies, mind you, they just literally didn't move at all, not even a little sway back and forth to the song), and the band seemed to have glam-rock-style clothing and hairdos, but everything just moved as if it were a (bad) dream underwater, with almost no affectation from anyone. And that low-low-low energy seemed to permeate the entire album, like they were dialing it in. (Although the opening part of "Despair", up until the French lyrics, sounds like a dead ringer for the opening music of the modern (Lisa Joy) "Westworld" TV series, which was kind of interesting; sadly, no Bjork-style videos for that song of milky bulls or robots or anything.) I didn't really have any favorites from this album, sadly, but the best of the lot seemed to be "In vogue" and maybe "Halloween" (just for its relative energy), with a nod to their cover of "All tomorrow's parties", which didn't do a lot for me but definitely wasn't as derivative as I'd feared it would be (but a bummer that they didn't replicate Nico's "potties" in the refrain).
I'm not at all surprised that Japan had a hard time finding a particularly receptive audience in either North America or UK/Europe; it *does* surprise me that Japan (the country) embraced Japan (the band), perhaps simply for the name? I can also see why some compared this album's version of Japan to Roxy Music, but that didn't really occur to me until I read it in the Wikipedia and "1001 Albums" entries.