Reviews by quicksilver

It wasn't really good but hell I'd be lying if I said I didn't enjoy blood, guts, and forsaking Jesus christ

You gotta admit those last couple songs were kinda cool

Hearing this reminds me of when I was seven watching Diary of a Wimpy Kid and I just KNEW Rowley Jefferson was gonna bust out those sick moves

"It only takes five fingers to form a fist"

Gee Billy thanks for reminding me because for a second there I forgot how to do math 🤦‍♀️

did no one tell these bitches how to pronounce Hawaii

They are from the same country as Cailou so unfortunately this has severely impacted the rating

I love listening to the Beach Boys eating burgers

This is the most Brian Eno thing I've heard that wasn't actually made by Brian Eno

This is what plays during the boss level of an Italian fever dream video game

Go invade someone else's heart because mine hates Jah Wobble

I always knew my uncle loved this band but I had never actually listened to them and now that I have I can safely say my uncle is lame

dum diddy dum diddy dum dum dum

Oh, to have chocolate cake, sexy pants, and a sausage dog

OK "The Big Ship" has NO RIGHT being that good

Are you ready to get your groove on?

*napoleon dynamite voice*
yEs

This is influential? How?? This is music so generic I could've written it myself, and his voice is so bad he shouldn't even be allowed to call himself a singer. I think y'all are just forcing yourselves to like this. You don't have to, you know. It's okay to admit this is not good. It's what Hippie Johhny would want you to do.

I injured my hand while listening to this album so now I think I should make an entire album about how my hand hates me and cheated on me

Also I put full blame on Dwight Yoakam for said injury it's his fault I got hurt 💅💅

What is people's obsession with putting naked babies on album covers like be for real

AURORA BOREALIS?!? At this time of day, in this part of the country, LOCALIZED ENTIRELY INSIDE OF YOUR KITCHEN?!?!

Y'all ain't ready to face the truth that Anthrax is ✨️culture✨️ and it shows