I had a brilliant review written all about how in my first year of university, one of my new friends asked me if wanted to go see John Martyn who was playing there.
Having heard the whining drone emanating from his room from time to time I declined.
The punchline was that I was wise beyond my years.
When I posted it I realised this is actually a Van Morrison album not John Martyn
But to me the two are indistinguishable. And I'm sure some of the wailing coming from that room was Van Morrison anyway so I stand by the original review.
So I'm still wise beyond my years