Reviews by slaybelle

Mole
Hole.
Soul.

What in the nursery rhyme, infant lullaby bullshit were those lyrics?!

Is Bono the World's Oldest Toddler?

Worst album.

I no longer fear the next Coldplay cut.

Quiet LifeJapan

Rated 2/10

The reviewer who called this

*Duran Duran on valium"

Nailed it. Unrelentingly dull. Zero sauce.

Bloody hell, how was this worse than The Doves..?

And it's still going. How is it still going? Make it stoppppppp!

The seventh guy on this album cover is Duke Bootee.

You know him. You've always known him.

“It’s like a jungle sometimes,
it makes me wonder how I keep from going under”

And the bars

“The bill collectors, they ring my phone
And scare my wife when I’m not home
Got a bum education, double-digit inflation
Can’t take the train to the job, there’s a strike at the station.”

Give this man his flowers

Rest In Power Edward Fletcher

Big

"TEMU Scott Walker"

x

"We've got Pulp at home*

energy here.

Lyrically, this belongs on a list, just not this one...