Reviews by amanda

Imagine a band called "Coronavirus". (There probably is one, tbh). I feel like I'm gonna hate this, even though Scott Ian was likable on vh1's "I Love The..." shows.

Yep, I hate it. Long songs, lots of guitars, the opposite of beautiful singing, typical metal lyrics (war/death/benevolent aggression). Wish I were listening to Eminem's 'Square Dance' instead. More backwards words here too ("Efilnikufesin") - I haven't dutifully been keeping track of them, but now I regret that because they're much more common than I realised. 'Imitation of Life' is the name of an R.E.M. song; I wonder if they copied it (an imitation of Imitation of Life).

Highlight: "Judge Drucker, the man, he is the law / Druck it" (lol)

Language observation: why do so many people say Amthrax with an "m"? It's like the opposite of place assimilation. Maybe it's like one of those overcorrection deals where people assume the "n" was assimilated and it's actually an "m". An exanple I'll never use.

We started off with 8 million Beatles albums (approx), but lately we're having 8 million Rolling Stones albums. No wonder my ratings have plummeted! This is a pretty good album cover. I have no idea which one is Mick Jacket. [Update: I looked it up, he's the front guy (imagine). If you're wondering, the other guys are Paul, George, Ringo wearing a funny mask, and Cillian Murphy.]

This is their debut album. Somehow it led them to stardom, even though it sounds pretty generic to me! Lots of covers, but not of songs I like. The sound quality is also "old", but I guess that's not really their fault.

Hooked on Phonics: They say "Barstow" with an [aʊ], which made me worry I say it wrong, but no (I looked it up); it's an [oʊ]!

If only this were a Magnetic Fields album: 'Can I Get a Witness' is composed by Holland-Dozier-Holland, who are mentioned in 'The Death of Ferdinand de Saussure' (not necessarily positively).

Is that British, or...?: The internet kept referencing 'Walking the Dog' having a sexual double meaning, but they didn't specify what it is, and it wasn't in my beloved wiktionary. A tortured yo-yo trick metaphor?? Finally, metaphordogs.org told me what I wanted to know (="it's unclear"); here is their fine lexicographing if you don't take my word for it:

<<walk the dog. (sex) 1. Have sex. 2. Masturbate. 3. “Well, you drive to the park late at night. You open your car doors and you just lay there. And whoever walks up to the car, it’s on.”

In his hit record of the same name Rufus Thomas promises us that “If you don't know how to do it, I can show you how to walk the dog.” His 1965 performance on American Band Stand is punctuated by whistles and yips. For all the innuendo, this enduring classic (covered by The Who, Aerosmith, and The Rolling Stones among others) provides no specifics.

After a reminder that “the [human] male sexual organ [is] one of the many slang meanings of the word ‘dog,’” Marjorie Garber confidently informs us that walking the dog is “a slang term for sex.” It seems a believable definition, given the sexual overtones of dog references in 60s music (The Dog was said to be a lascivious dance that would prompt immoral thoughts and behaviors) and the use of “doggie style” to describe a position for sexual intercourse. However, examples are elusive. The host of the Baltimore radio show “The Love Zone” on 92Q, LaDawn Black, provided definition number three above, which sounds a lot like dogging or being a dogger. That is to say, it is more specific than Garber's description, which I infer references heterosexual intercourse in general. The Dictionary of Sexual Terms and Expressions’ definition—“jocular coinage for male masturbation”—seems to fit with the reference to dog as penis. However, I find it hard to imagine that Rufus Thomas was singing about how he was willing to demonstrate how to spank the monkey, to mix the animal metaphors.

Maybe it's just all tied up with the sexual connotations of dogs and, as Freud reminds us, “that [a dog] is not ashamed of its sexual functions.”>>

Shadowlandk.d. lang

Rated 4/10

Ho ho! Never in a million years would I have thought k.d. lang is a country artist based on the songs I know from her. But - like this album - most of those songs are covers. Even though I like k.d. (one of the modern lowercase pioneers), I guess I really don't like country songs, because this did not interest me. Too slow, too boring. Pretty voice though.

Bible looked different in the 90s, I guess. I actually do know/like one Manic Street Preachers song ('Your love alone is not enough'), but alas, it is not on this album.

This one feels kinda similar to Green Day's album "Warning". Slur count = 1.

I have just one issue with 'Ifwhiteamericatoldthetruthforonedayit'sworldwouldfallapart', and that is the apostrophe.

Lowlight: 'The Intense Humming of Evil' (more like the intense high-pitched squeaking of evil)

DustScreaming Trees

Rated 6/10

Not a band name (or album cover) that inspires confidence.

Actually very generic 90s-00s radio rock, though, so I didn't mind it. Foo Fightery, maybe. Not particularly beautiful, but hardly any screaming!

It's okay. I have heard some of these songs before, mostly in The Simpsons*. 60s scene-setting, but not in an annoying way. With the exception of -

Lowlight: 'Ferris Wheel' (horrible squeaking noises)

*I finally bookmarked this lovely website, which is more useful than Wiki on such matters: https://www.simpsonsarchive.com/guides/music.html

Pretty sure I've never listened to a non-Toy Story Randy Newman song. (Until now.) This had the effect of making the album feel like a Toy Story soundtrack.

Was not expecting a paean to Cleveland ('Burn On') in this Toy Story movie. Why are there multiple songs about Ohio? Randy's from LA. This is like CCR's bayou stuff all over again. I fear it is not for me.

Highlight: 'Memo to My Son'

Fun! Lingala? And French? Or is it just that spoken Lingala has a bunch of French influence?? I think it's *not* just that, though, because the titles/choruses/"main ideas" are more often in French, so it seems like a stylistic code-switch. Very cool. A linguistics dataset for me. Plus 'Élixir' is (almost?) totally in French, and that's the most straightforward love song here.

Honestly, there's more African albums on this list than I expected (at least 3).

Everything here has good energy, even 'Désespoir', which you'd think might be a mopefest. If I'm understanding them right (which I definitely may not be), every song is kinda like "Mom! Nobody likes me! But - I love {girl's name (different one in every song)}! Everybody dance!". Oh, and there's one about how money isn't everything (everybody dance!).

Hipster modernity!

I like that there are lots of little animals in the songs. In fact it's a very thematically cohesive album, which I appreciate. Like a less muddled Arcade Fire. I do like it, but other than WWH it's a little too mellow for me.

Highlight: 'White Winter Hymnal'

OdelayBeck

Rated 4/10

Awful lot of Beck on this list. Even though I liked one of his albums, I still don't like Beck. This album was probably my first exposure to Beck in the real time. Similar to Cake in both the deadpan delivery and my friend Chyna liking them.

Highlights: 'The New Pollution' (only because it is essentially a Beatles song with random sax in it), 'Jack-Ass' (only because it is essentially a Bob Dylan song with random xylophone in it)

Lowlights: 'Hotwax', the smoke-alarm beeps in 'Where It's At'

Wiki failing Grice's maxim of quantity: "Track 13 includes a minute-long hidden track of noise."

MottMott the Hoople

Rated 4/10

Such a silly name for a band.

'All the Way to Memphis' sounds a lot like 'Rock And Roll Music', so I initially thought I'd heard it before, but I now think I actually haven't.

"Honaloochie" walked so "chooglin" could run.

Highlight: 'I Wish I Was Your Mother' (Bob Dylan-y)

I have never heard of Ms. Dynamite. Has anyone?
OK, apparently she was on SNL, so that's my bad.

This feels very like 90s US R&B, even though it's 00s British "ragga". Case in point: the "U" for "you" and "2" for "to". (I wish 3LW were on here. Or Usher.) Anyway, good for what it is, but again, not my preferred genre (due to being boring AF). Slur count = 8.

Highlights: 'Put Him Out' (a classic "girl, dump him" track)

#1 RecordBig Star

Rated 4/10

Very good album cover and title.

Very 70s album. Not for me.

Highlight: 'The Ballad of El Goodo' (lol)

The VisitorsABBA

Rated 8/10

Yay, ABBA! A real live Eurovision band! I didn't realise they had so many albums (this is their 8th), although I guess that explains how they made so many Mamma Mia Movies (2 going on 3). The album cover looks like Clue, so I like that. The songs all sound the same, even if they're about different things. Which is good. I enjoyed it, which I guess passes for a 4 these days!

This album cover does a good job depicting the feeling I get right before I'm gonna throw up.

Highlight: 'Proud Mary' (another oft-covered song that I don't have a strong preference about; they're all decent)

Meaningful life advice: 'Keep on Chooglin' (this word made it to Wiktionary but I have definitely never heard it before)

A pretty low-rent album cover here.

You might wonder which I like better, this original 'There She Goes' or the more popular-in-the-US cover by Sixpence None The Richer. In fact, I like them equally well, and to be honest I can barely distinguish them!

This is a solid Britpop album, and all the more so because it apparently came out "4 years before the start of Britpop". If you say so, Wiki. Definitely a little ahead of its time, but ultimately just a decent album.

Highlights: 'There She Goes', 'Way Out'

Question: What's B.B. stand for? Answer: Blues Boy.

That tells me all I need to know about one B.B. King! And a live album, too. Actually, this being a live album probably made me like it more, because at least there's a tiny bit of spoken stuff to entertain me (that is, a tiny bit of non-blues content). But the crowd cheering can go right in the trash.

Also in the trash: if I asked somebody for a nickel and they gave me a 20 dollar bill, I'd be so mad.

Not in the trash: 'Standing Outside a Broken Phone Booth with Money in My Hand' samples a line from BB's 'How Blue Can You Get' ("I've been downhearted baby / Ever since the day we met"). That's fun.

The BendsRadiohead

Rated 6/10

My old friend Radiohead. Them wishing it was the 60s on 'The Bends' is like me wishing it was the 90s now, which I do, so that's a song that's grown on me with time. But this isn't one of the 3 Radiohead albums I own, and thus (or therefore?) it's not one of the Radiohead albums I particularly like.

However, a shoutout to 'My Iron Lung' for being another excellent Rockstar Supernova performance! That show is like the State to State of music - I'll never forget it, even if I forget everything else.

I think a lot of these songs are used in sad TV scenes, and that's kind of the vibe of the album: sweeping, sad, but a little bit generic (at least now). I'm a mild fan.

Highlights: 'Fake Plastic Trees', 'Black Star'

The only Phaedra I know was on The Traitors, so at least I've learned it's a name from Greek mythology. This is another weird album. Electronic instrumental, but not very beautiful or inspirational (for me). At least it was short!

So modern! Only... 17 years old... D:

I have their first album (because who doesn't love 'Maps'), and I also listened to 'Heads Will Roll' a lot. The tracks are all pretty decent, so I'm not sure why it doesn't grab me, but maybe the guitars (and vocals) are a little too loud and/or sharp for my preference.