Reviews by djmajorlabel

I See YouThe xx

Rated 4/10

Completely indefensible as an inclusion on the list of 1001 albums I must hear before I die. I pray that the author of the book reflects on his Eurocentric bias & commits an act of penance for each of his bogus picks.

Why is Metallica trying to influence me with their bullshit? I thought they weren't like those other entertainers! Disposable Heroes? Leper Messiah? Don't bring that outside shit here. I just want to listen to heavy music, baby.

TommyThe Who

Rated 6/10

What a strange album. I thought I knew it but I guess I never really paid close attention before. This is much more disturbing & disjointed than I remember. Of course there's some good classic Who shit on this album, but not enough to have Tommy in my rotation.

What a bad hang. This music sounds like a pharmaceutical ad. The album is an insincere and misguided mess, & listening to it makes me question whether or not I'm a functional member of society.

GoldRyan Adams

Rated 2/10

No part of me enjoys this music. I recognize it as being comprised of elements I like in other music, but this specific combination has resulted in the composition of something noxious.

The WallPink Floyd

Rated 8/10

When I was a pretentious teenager I had the choice to get into a self serious overwrought double LP rock opera that has some good guitar solos but goes on for too long, & I chose Joe's Garage by Frank Zappa.