Reviews by joejee

AmnesiacRadiohead

Rated 8/10

I get Radiohead. The textures of this album are gorgeous. That doesn't stop it from being depressing as hell though.

This is a great album to me, but I wonder what it'd be like going in blind... Oh well. A review isn't about what others think.

The CarsThe Cars

Rated 8/10

Every song sounds basically the same, but at least it's cool. Would've lapped this up if I was 30 years older than I am.

Pink MoonNick Drake

Rated 4/10

He listened to The Beatles and thought they would be better if they sounded shitter

ImagineJohn Lennon

Rated 6/10

Took a break from domestic abuse to write the most iconic piano intro of all time. Spent the rest of the time recording mediocre blues and Beatles B-sides.

25Adele

Rated 6/10

Yes, she can sing, it's just that it sounds like a distressed seal.

Cheap and uninspired sampling tricks that were boring in 1995; this has been done a million times before and a million times better.