Reviews by kuvien

Everything wrong with 2008 in one album.

96 minutes. Fuck you.

Is this a troll inclusion? No one seriously likes this shlock, right?

Yet another irrelevant album.

Who is Emma to have inspired such a collection of soft, beautiful songs? I don't actually want to know.

Confessional, hyper specific snapshots of human relationships. What starts off as something sounding like folk made in a girl's bedroom (we have enough of that!) evolves into something fuller and having more substance, both lyrically and musically. It's not the navel-gazing I thought it would be. And her voice is just so nice: cute but not too cute. Fearlessly feminine.

I love irrelevant music.

You thought a 69-minute album was a good idea? wtf is wrong with you, OP

Of all music, you chose Marillion. pffft What's wrong with you, OP? They are truly one of the worst bands of all time.

Almost everything I don't want to hear crammed into the first 30 seconds of the first song. I have a 1001 reasons not to listen to this album.

Shut the fuck up. Please, shut the fuck up.

A 130-minute live album. Fuck. You.

Strokin' strokin'! Stroke!

Awful, even by hip hop's low standards.

This is the soundtrack to clubbing a baby seal with a lead snowshoe before going to a pancake restaurant and stealing the margarine. As always, the music is genius, and the lyrics are retarded, puerile, and childish—but I guess that’s Zappa’s goal across his discography.

Where do you live?

Forgettable.

Preppy white pop music for preppy white pop people. Good stuff! Playful, clever, and more than a little bit derivative in spots.

yo OP just in case you don't know... https://rateyourmusic.com/release/album/angels-and-airwaves/i-empire/

A perfect storm of everything I don't want to hear in an album.