Reviews by quicksilver

Great. Now I can only picture John Turturro painting a black hallway. Thanks a lot, Severance.

Awww hell man these lyrics were sooo bad but ya know what the guitar was kinda groovy so I'll let it slide

I have to admit he set the bar pretty low when he started it off with "This is the soup that I believe in"

'You Can Call Me Al' is objectively the greatest song of all time

This is more damaging to redheads than the 'Gingervitis' episode of South Park

"Friends with Charlie Sheen, yeah. Gonna meet the Queen, yeah." Jesus fucking Christ did a 5 year old write this??

Did somebody say "Domino's"?

YO how can you guys hate music from The Royal Tenenbaums 😭😭😭

Miriam Makeba: awww my husband is dead 😔
Charles Coleman: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
The studio: you know what that's okay we don't need to do another take

I'm laughing 'Pantomime Horse' is so bad

Actually half these songs are

Like 'Sleeping Pills' what the fuck is that

This is your friendly little PSA that Boy George once beat a prostitute

FINALLY, I dont wanna claw my eyes out when I see I have to listen to Van Morrison again

What the shit is with that homophobic song? Are they implying it sucks when your son turns out to be gay?? Is this satire?? WHAT AM I MISSING?????

Also good album :)

Ngl kinda ironic to make me listen to a song called 'Crucify' on Easter Sunday 💀

Ah, yes, the two extremes of minimalist orchestra: beauty that transcends the boundaries of space and time similar to Philip Glass's soundtrack for 'The Truman Show', and my sleep paralysis demon whimpering "milk" every eighteen seconds.

I love listening to music called "Holier Than Thou" on the day of the year when Catholics yell at you for eating meat and/or more than 300 calories, and scream at you that Jesus died today because you're a sinner

Sorry can you tell I have religious trauma

Help! Carole King got replaced by an alien who sounds just like a cat in heat! What ever shall we do?
(you could take a couple stars away from the rating)
Okay we'll take a couple stars away from the rating!

'Filthy/Gorgeous' is phenomenal, and even 'Mary' had the feels. I guess other than that I'm not sure what the hype was all about. But hey it was fun!

Hey umm... Mr. Generator? Can we stop giving privilege to the Brits? I'm sure there are so many interesting albums that couldn't fit into the list because there were 700 boring British albums.

You guys aren't ready for the cheesy might of 80s alternative pop and it shows