Reviews by quicksilver

OK, OK, so you gotta hear this. So, Jan's shower is going on right now, and she's singing "Son of a Preacher Man" and everyone's just staring at her. The song is about losing your virginity next to a church, and guess what - she's been singing for the last twenty minutes!

Do you think Shakespeare wished he could write poetry this beautiful?

I liked 'Expectations' a lot, although maybe it's just because I first heard it in 'Juno', but overall it was a nice, albeit lame, listen for an indie album. Almost the entire thing felt like it could have been a soundtrack, and it was much better than their second album. Like I said, it's lame, but it's enjoyable for a teenage white girl like myself.

'Love the One You're With' has no right to be that good because everything else on here is so bland... *yawn*

Also are we not gonna address the giraffe in the room

I am a nerd so I guess that explains the positive rating

Not that this had to do with anything, but there was a moment listening to this where I had my headphones on and stared dramatically into my reflection in a window, and it felt really fucking cool. Now, the MUSIC wasn't cool, but the FEELING was. So basically I don't really know what to say about this album.

Oh so THIS is where Franz Ferdinand stole their sound from

Can't complain with immaculate 90s vibes

And I've got a hole in me pocket

What is this voice that she is doing cuz it's kinda throwing me off

This sounds like my nightmares. For context my nightmares usually involve me getting shot.

Wow fat people do matter ❤️❤️❤️

How is there such a huge difference in quality between their two albums... like the last one sounded like possessed vampires and this one sounds like every single good teenage memory rolled into one?? I didn't think I'd get the hype but I do now

These greasy rat boys got the same number of albums in this list as Elton John so you bet I'm passed right now

All the lil goth kids should be disappointed that a concept album about witches had this mediocre of a delivery. This could have been super cool, dude. Even I'm upset and I'm not even into witches.

Fucking Yellow Submarine ass wannabe shite

This was the majority of their hits that I found annoying with a nice song somewhere in the middle of it. I just don't get the appeal, man.

It's all of his shittiest hits in one album wrapped up in terrible cover art and he threw in an additional racial slur

For once the Oscars actually picked the best one

"Where the fuck did Monday go?"
Me, listening to this on a Tuesday: idk bowie it happened so fast 😔