Reviews by quicksilver

Steve Buscemi once said in a reddit AMA that his favorite artist is Elvis Costello so I guess I can't hate the guy's music

This album is just like group sex: not as long as you wish it would be

Slutty vampire voice

*beep*

I'm sorry, but the government you have elected is inoperable.

This is what disorganization sounds like

There were better artists by the name of Mercury that I could have been listening to

This has nothing to do with the album but they got a really nice eye model

Is this guy from Burger King because his special sauce sucks

"I want you to pass me some tissue... so I can WIPE MY ASS!!!!!!!"

This is the third Sabbath album I've gotten and I still gotta know: how the hell is this guitarist so fucking good?!?!?

Getting this album combined with Ozzy Osbourne dying might be the worst day of my life.

How can ya have any pudding when ya don't eat yer meat

Who'd have known that basic white girl music of a white girl singing 11 songs about an ex boyfriend would be so good

The fact that they didn't give me the album with his most famous song is just...

Well, you know what cheesy pun I'm attempting.

I can't tell if this is a step up or down from 'Voices Carry'

Starlord would probably love it but that doesn't mean I do

lEt'S hEaR iT for FrAnKiE, fRaNkie FrAnKiEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEeEe

Gary King has shite taste in music

It wasn't that awesome but I mean I can't give less than three stars to a man who wears eyeliner

I love this album. I'm also so white that if I ever develop vitiligo no one would ever notice.