Reviews by randomusername69696

Good album to end a bad day, bad album to end a good day. My life is miserable so I liked this.

If you’ve ever wondered “What if Metallica tried to sound like ACDC and was more boring than an elevator control panel?” Then Electric by The Cult is your answer.

Every time i get some 🎵🎶 BULLSHIT 🎵🎶 like Let’s Get Killed, I remember that some poor soul got THIS as their first album, a true introduction to the future this generator holds for them.

Why does Robert Dimery love electronica so much?

(Pronounced 'Iks-'Chrēm-'Lē-'Géd)

I would give this 5 stars if not for the fact that it’s WAY TOO FUCKING LONG! I had to listen to this one in 4 sessions of 7 songs each to not get bored. I know that there are a lot of great songs here, SO WHY DO I HAVE TO LISTEN TO 5 FILLER TRACKS JUST TO GET TO THEM???!!!

I like seeing albums with average ratings under 3 because I know that they’re going to be very interesting to listen to. This one was no exception. I had never heard of Mudhoney before in my life but I’m glad that I have now. Superfuzz Bigmuff was really fun to listen to.

Congratulations. I listened to Bob Marley before I die. Do i get a prize or something?

I bet the people who hate this album also hate sunshine and ice cream.

Mashed potatoes

Back when i was a bartender in Dresden, my friend had told me about napalm death and i decided that i would play scum for all of my customers. While that was going on i saw two drunk young men walk into the accessible bathroom with a fully tattooed goth whore and they started to have a spitbogging contest inside while a guy in a wheelchair was patiently waiting to use the toilet. I felt bad for the guy.

5 stars

I cared about this album less than you did

I felt happy after listening to this

Its however good you want it to be

Its not bad or boring but its forgettable.

E x t r e m e l y f o r g e t t a b l e

Are you doing the 1001 albums challenge? Are you sick and tired of all the electronica albums from the 90s and the psychedelic rock albums from the 60s? Well look no further, as I have the perfect solution for you! Introducing, 2112 by Rush. As a quintessential prog rock album from 1976, you may enjoy side A of the record, which is taken up by the 20 minute masterpiece “2112.” You may also enjoy the closing song “Something For Nothing.” Get your listening experience in by heading over to your music streaming service of choice and type in “2112.” Click the play button and enjoy!

Here are some testimonials from some people who enjoyed this masterpiece of an album!

“I wasnt a big fan and i didnt like it. I was a huge fan and i loved it.”
-Michael, aged 45

“2112 having an average rating of 3.37 might be more of an insult than the fact that neil young has 9 albums on this list”
-Me, age unknown

“I’m g-glad I h-heard this album b-before I dieeeeeeee-
*beep beep beep*”
-Gerald, aged 86

“Goo goo gaa gaa”
-Jordan, aged 1 month

More bland than a sack of potatoes

I love U2. They should install one of their albums onto every single iphone.

This is the type of album where you hear a really good song and then get disappointed and assume most of the rest of the songs aren’t going to be able to top the one you just heard. But nope, the next song is just as much of a masterpiece as the last. Anyone who doesn’t think that this album is worth at least 7 stars shall be pulverized immediately.

15 trillion stars

Was this album better than yesterday’s album, The Infotainment Scan by The Fall? Yes.

Operation mindfuck

I do not like your tone