Rated 4/10
Female fronted nu-metal?
If you're old enough to remember Kittie, it's time re-up on Voltarol.
Either way, listen to Kittie's Spit for some good female fronted nu-metal! They'll show you how it's done 😻
Rated 4/10
Didn't enjoy their Peel Sessions back in the day.
Not liking them now.
1.462 monthly listeners on Spotify.
22.484 votes here
1000 bands do *this* but Good™
Give McLusky/Future of the Left a spin!
Rated 6/10
OK OK
We ARE doing soundtracks here.
Robert adds two (2) pre-disco(!!!) Bee Gees albums to the list but...
No Saturday Night Fever
Make it make sense!
Rated 2/10
1080 albums into this project, I've never been closer to rage quitting.
Removed in 2026:
Leonard Cohen - You Want It Darker (2016)
Django Django - Django Django (2012)
The Mars Volta - De-Loused In The Comatorium (2003)
Jurassic 5 - Power In Numbers (2002)
For THIS?!!
Who hurt you, Robert? Why is Mick Jagger singing about his landlord in a bop about - checks notes - elder abuse? Good grief.
Rated 4/10
Milquetoast snoozefest.
What is this man doing that hasn't been done 1000x before?
Leonard Cohen's You Want it Darker was removed for... this 🤨
The sigh of relief I release when I finish this damned list will shake mountains.
Rated 6/10
The saxophones intensify.
Heralding in the age of Yacht Rock.
They were ahead of their time, I guess.
It's a damned shame that time really sucked.
Rated 4/10
🦢🦢
Rated 10/10
😍😍😍😍😍😍
Rated 2/10
Boy, howdy.
A white bloke from Stretford, Manchester, channelling Stevie Wonder, whilst invoking the French colonial name of the Haudenosaunee people and wearing the War Bonnets belonging to the Plains Nations.
Did this white boy use his millions to support Indigenous land rights or communities?
YOU'LL NEVER GUESS!
Rated 2/10
#NoMoreExcuses
https://rainn.org
🫂
Rated 6/10
Hmm... sounds very Midwest American this Fro-mo-hio...
Fromohio.
From Ohio!
You guys, I solved the riddle!
Let's be real here.
frfr, if you will.
It has suck that you favourite band is condemned to be 'one hit wonders' by the masses.
DMR are clearly more than that (I'm looking at you Deee-Lite)
But three (3) entries on this list (before you die, you say?) is just silly.
Do I really need to relitigate who isn't here?
Rated 2/10
Shit band, shit people.
Justice for Nardwuar.
Rated 4/10
Roni Super-Size-Me.
Ho-lee.
Weird choice.
But that's like complaining you put your bread in the toaster and now it's toast, I guess... given where we are... 🙄
Listen to The Reverend Horton Heat instead!
Rated 2/10
4,285 monthly listeners on Spotify....
21,487 votes here.
The math aint mathing, Robert.
No Supremes.
No Blue Album.
No TOOL.
No Neutral Milk Hotel.
No Madvillain.
No Godspeed You! Black Emperor.
Do we need to start a nasty rumor about Diana Ross to get her on this list?
Rated 10/10
WHERE IS THE SIX STARS BUTTON?!!
AARGH!
Rated 6/10
Side quest!
Dear Reader, I humbly submit this album for your perusal:
Laura Cantrell - Humming By The Flowered Vine
https://open.spotify.com/album/43dKr7Tf76jBKXrGa6dWl5
Rated 4/10
Robert. just admit it...
Slayer's South of Heaven belongs here.
Rated 8/10
The King of the Bongo Bong is French.
A tender cow saved the life of The King of the Bongo Bong.
What a glorious fever dream this album is.
