Reviews by slaybelle

"Four more years..."

"Giraffes are insincere
And the elephants are kindly, but they're dumb"

Fuck you, Simon and/or Garfunkel.

This was going to be a five.

"She said you're just like Mike
Love but you wanna be Brian Wilson, Brian Wilson
Said you're just like Mike
Love but you'll never be Brian Wilson"

BNP fan boy. ugh.

"Relaxing", "boring"??!

This album makes me feel like I'm being hunted for sport.

Genuinely upset.

"It's been eight hundred and seventy days, father, Will there be some TOOL soon? A little Blue Album to stave off the chills? Father, please tell me there's a modicum of Neutral Milk coming down the pike to quell my hunger"

Robert Dimery (for it is he): "Dah-Nah-Nah, Dah-Nah-Nah, Dah-Dah-Daa"

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💘QUEEN💘

Cloying, sentimental drivel.

This album made me want to vote to impose economic sanctions on my own country.

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Give. Me. Robert. Dimery's. Address.

I JUST WANT TO TALK.

Watching All The Usual Suspects™ getting foamed up over her SNL appearance was a formative memory of my youth.

"Remember what I told you. If they hated me they will hate you"

RIP Sinead, you were more punk rock than any punk rocker.

😍😍😍😍😍😍

The Shamen will always hold a special place in my heart.

As a twelve year old watching the Daily Mail class getting foamed up over Ebeneezer Goode was Very Funny™

Alas there's not enough chemicals in the world to get me to enjoy this album : (

"What if The Fun Loving Criminals were on quaaludes?"

It just keeps going

(ノಠ益ಠ)ノ彡┻━┻

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After signing to a major label, Hersh quickly realized she wasn’t interested in entertaining the greed of the corporate recording industry, so she traded her first solo album, the widely acclaimed ‘Hips and Makers,’ for her band’s freedom. ‘I felt morally obligated to no longer participate in an industry without substance. We need real women, we need real music,’ says Hersh

🤩QUEEN🤩

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