Reviews by slaybelle

As a boy, this man started his career with an emotional support broom. He graduated to a ukulele with one string.

AND THIS IS HIS DEBUT 😭😭😭

Oh, it's the guy from the Jeffrey Lewis song!

"And you might say now there's a guy who seems to have their world laid out before him
Or you might say, he's just a rich kid or a fascist or a charlatan
But either way you say it if you look at indie-rock culture you really can't ignore him
And even if at first dismissive, after some listens you'll enjoy him"

I hope Jeff makes this list.

"Tyler claimed their relationship was consensual and that he had immunity because he was her legal guardian at the time"

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮🤮

😭😭😭 TEMU Coldplay 😭😭😭

I've farted more interesting noises.

"What do we want?"
"QUALITY"
"What do we get?"
"QUANTITY!"

Imagine being so in love with the smell of your own farts that a dumb joke becomes a 2h 45m behemoth.

There's a 4 star record somewhere in here, you daft bastards.

"Get your hockey bag out of my face, Sebastian".

Loved this.
I'd normally dock a star for being too damn long, but honestly - aside from the cover of Imagine - I don't know which songs wouldn't make the cut.

Temu Lynyrd Skynyrd

A 77-minute incantation to summon punk rock.

On paper this is a tough sell for me:

❌not a grunge fan
❌don't enjoy the Pixie's music
❌double album. Leave people wanting more!
✔️best album cover

But this album zipped through, and held my attention much more that I expected it to. Not in love with it, but it was more varied in style than I had anticipated.

Also, I find it hilarious that this album with *this* cover was released a month after Hole's Live Through This, given their history. What a weird coincidence

Lock this abuser up!

NEIGH.

THIS ALBUM MAKES ME FEEL LIKE I'M BEING HUNTED FOR SPORT

"Listen to meeee"

What if the worst boomer you ever met was a Theatre Kid™

🤮🤮🤮

GRADE A STINKER.

"This is nice cup of espresso"

THIS IS DECAFF, YOU BASTARDS!

Nah.

Listen to Kanda Bongo Man instead!

Hollow, bloodless noodling.

-1 star for using child serial killer imagery to be "cool"

Apologise to Nardwuar you monsters.

Not even Chuck D could save this poo

"Well you can't dig me you can't dig nothin'
Do you want the real thing, or are you just talkin'?"

"Yeah it's just what you need when you're down in the dumps
One half hillbilly and one half punk"

"Now do you understand?
Do you understand?
Do you understand?
All right, hop off"

⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐Rest In Power Dimebag⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐

And fuck that other guy!
Calvin Coolidge, whoever the fuck