Reviews by somelocalloser

The CoralThe Coral

Rated 4/10

This is not my cup of tea. I will say one thing this band has going for them is that at least on this record they weren’t afraid to get a little weird.

Compare that with other roots revival bands from the early aughts - I’m looking at you Band of (Fucking) Horses - and it at least feels like they were trying to break new ground.

ArularM.I.A.

Rated 8/10

MIA’s current politics suck. This album was fun regardless. The amalgamation of world influences is pretty awesome.

FuneralArcade Fire

Rated 10/10

Easily the defining record of my early 20s. After the darkness of the early aughts to have an album come along and be so joyful was a shock to the system.

What’s that?

Oh yeah, it’s the sound of every Xennial scream singing “Lies! Lies!”

Can a record that features Lily, Rosemary and the Jack of Hearts be a 5? Does Idiot Wind make everything better?

I don’t know. But I do know that at age 43 it IS a wonder that I can even feed myself.

My hot take is that this is the most solid and best Boss record. Sure Born to Run has the great American rock and roll song - but it can be up and down.

Now Darkness is legit banger after banger. Not a missable track on it. And in the year of our Lord and Personal Cheeto Donald Trump 2026, Badlands has never been so relevant.

I could only listen to this on YouTube on my phone and it would stop anytime I used a different app. My friends - it is not good enough to deal with that bullshit.

These dudes sound like a sober Hold Steady and it’s a snooze fest.