Reviews by thelastbaron

Hit or miss. Opening track is great. Title track is garbage. The whole album is like this. A tug-of-war between good/interesting and bad/dull.

Mostly boring and pretentious. Art rock should still be interesting, which this album definitely isn't. A few good punk moments.

Octopus Schadenfreude or something

Cinnamon Toast Crunch review: Honestly not that toasty but definitely comes through on the cinnamon and crunch aspects.

Love Thin Lizzy, but live albums are rarely 5 stars

THIS ALBUM BEGS THE QUESTION, "WHY IS MY CAPSLOCK STUCK?????" (IT DOESN'T REALLY BUT HOW DO I GET IT UNSTUCK ASKING FOR A FRIEND)

Normal pants are not an option

Pretty standard late-era swing crooning, but dang are the performances top-notch.

everything about this is wrong

This album is very reliant upon the audience's emotional response and I don't have time for that today

Enjoyable. A little too same-y and bloated to get 5 stars though.

Rumour has it they were, indeed, born on the bayou

Never unplug.

This is about as close to prog as Zeppelin ever got while Page was writing most of the tracks. A bloated but still 5 stars.

5.0/5.0: Iconic

90s B-movie background music.

1.5/5.0: Bad

This was around the point when someone should have taken Lou aside and told him to stop making music. This album does sneak in an extra star for creativity though.

1.5/5.0: Bad

Fun album

Was expecting something a little heavier for a straight-edge band but I guess it was early in the scene.

I Beck this album was big

Yeah, not good. It's bloated both as a whole and each song individually. The music is an incoherent mess. I can't even give it points for creativity - it's just poorly done electronica.