I’m sorry. But this is bad. This is a bad album. David Bowie's flirtation with genres like pop and soul will never not be interesting, take the fact that he was the first white musician to be featured on Soul Train, for example. And there are some great songs on here! Which I'll get to. But I'll also, unfortunately, get to the songs on here that suck and are awful. And are why this album is bad.
So, to start! "Young Americans" is fabulous. Sensational, even. Backing vocals: great. Performance: great. That outro especially, where the background singers reference "A Day In The Life," it's so absurd and crazy, I love it. "Win" is great, except for Bowie's awful singing performance, which kinda sucks. Bowie has some great vocal performances (see: "Let's Dance," "Station to Station," "Soul Love," etc.), but this is assuredly not one of them. It's a fine song, but vaguely tragic for how good it could have been, had David Bowie given an adequate performance. "Fascination" is funky, likeable, and well-made. I don't see any real reason to dislike it, just because of how good it generally is. Not great, don't get me wrong, but good. "Right" sounds good, but then David starts making these weird sounds and it kinda falls apart for me. That being said, it's kinda okay. The impression going into the second side is that it's a fine, if underwhelming soul album by a king of music.
Side B starts with a song that's in character for the album: "Somebody Up There Likes Me," too long, unfocused, annoying. Not awful, I enjoy parts of it, it's just sooooooooooo long, and it sounds like the outro starts 3 and a half minutes into it. The song is 6 and a half minutes long. It's so long. Too long. But, groovy. Fun. And a stone-cold masterpiece compared to the song that comes next.
David Bowie's rendition of "Across The Universe" is still one of the worst things I've ever heard (John Lennon apparently liked it, but John Lennon also made "Woman Is The N***** Of The World," so his opinion is void). The vocal performance is ugly, disgustingly bad, melodramatic for no good reason, the beat is tepid and annoying, the Hindu chant is replaced with a comparatively annoying guitar line, the contentedness of the original is replaced with this dazed passion, which I hate to my core, UGH. Everything about this song is unforgivable. It brings the entire score down by a point. I hate this song
And whaddya know, the next song sucks too! I don't like the strings very much, I don't love the performance, I don't love a lot of things about it. I'm kinda inconsolable after that last song though, so. Ask someone else about it. Thankfully "Fame" is fucking awesome. It's my cousin's favorite Bowie song, and one of the two contenders for a great song on this entire album. It's funky, it's energetic, it's manic, it's crazy, I love it.
So, Bowie's soul album. Bad. Two great songs, one terrible song, and a bunch of boring songs in between. Does it belong here? I don't think so. Listen to the two big songs, both of which are huge and are on any self-respecting Bowie compilation, and you'll get the gist. Do this many Bowie albums even belong on the list? Probably not. The Next Day certainly doesn't. And despite this one's significance, its quality does not live up to the hype, sadly.
4.4/10
DOES IT BELONG ON THE LIST: NO
REASON: No one deserves to have to listen to that rendition of "Across The Universe."
WHAT WOULD I REPLACE IT WITH: Let's Dance by David Bowie (An actually GOOD pop Bowie album!)