The first couple of tracks are awful, but it gets slightly better. I'm never going to listen to it again but if people are talking about it well I'm glad I can input to the conversation that I don't like it.
Reviews by avoidperil
Rated 2/10
I might have given this two starts but for a few reasons: 17 is wtf. Why is he singing in cursive like a rock Dance Monkey? Why is this whole thing so flat and washed out?
Usually when there are big obvious singles I can jam along with them. These sound so awful in headphones I can't wait for them to be over. This has absolutely zero appeal to me.
Rated 2/10
Not for me at all.
Rated 10/10
The sounds on this thing are something else. Easy 5.
Rated 10/10
Incredible. A true work of artistic mastery and a complete surprise. I've never heard anything from there before but this is a work of considered perfection. It's like if The Cure scored a perfect hit with every song. The long songs need to be long, the dark ones dark. There's a wonderful contemplative number in 1959. I'm not even goth but this took me to that world for 45 minutes.
Rated 4/10
I thought I would enjoy this more but it really did nothing at all for me. The vocals are a bit off-key and lazy in places, and it just doesn't have the drive and interest of bands like The Smiths or REM or their other contemporaries in the genre.
Rated 4/10
I think there's CCR out there I can enjoy, but this one feels a little rough and ready, very short, and the only 'hits' are a very loyal cover and Proud Mary. Something about being born on the bayou, but he wasn't. Violently 'Murican.
Rated 4/10
Nothing really interesting or clever for me here. Just very standard punk sounding music.
Rated 8/10
Apparently everything on this album is ripped off and uncredited. Okay. I was likely never otherwise going to hear a single one of the samples used here 43 years later. Also as I sit here listening each of these albums at $0.0003 per stream or whatever I'm not really going to get on my high horse about some album from a time when people just sampled anything they wanted without attribution constantly.
I listened vaguely to some of the songs but it's all pretty same old style American crap and there's nothing impressive musically or vocally. I don't think Ella has anything outstanding about her vocal quality to carry these boring songs.
Rated 10/10
Absolutely wonderful album with incredible synth sounds. To get something that sounds this good takes real skill with production, and for what's basically their debut in this format - bonkers.
Rated 10/10
There's too much here to absorb in just a couple days but I really appreciate what I've heard and can tell it's something I want to listen to more.
Not really my thing. The whole album passed me by like loud, poorly recorded noise. I don't really do this kind of music.
Rated 10/10
Rated just on the music that I hear - there are moments of beauty and brilliance here. Actually the best bits are when Simon is plundering less from world music sources, but even the other stuff is intersting.
I like some David Bowie songs some of the time but most of this album is just fine. It doesn't really inspire me to listen much deeper.
Rated 4/10
Not really my thing at all. A few covers that just don't hit for me either.
Rated 8/10
This could be higher, I'm not sure. I really like it. The poetry carries this honestly - Bruce drops some incredible lyrics and I'm just all about it. More listens required.
Rated 4/10
It's fine, but also one star removed for Live album. I'd rather judge studio versions of albums than warbly blues and soul tunes.
Rated 6/10
There's a lot to like about this one, but nothing to truly grip me. I was up and down about it the whole way throught. Interest proto-britpop.
Rated 6/10
Quite fun, but also well recorded. A lot of ideas. Not really my jam but it did make me bop.