Reviews by bingle

If 3/5 was an album

Generals gathered in their massesssss, just like generals in their massesss

It's the same song for 2 hours. No thanks.

Bit boring

I think I'd give it a 4 if it was shorter but 1h12m is just too long to spend with generic 2000s beats

I like how punk rock albums are always like 50 songs with only 30 minutes between them

Decent but nowhere near the levels of Electric Ladyland

Meh

Why do French guys always growl when they attempt to sing? I was going to give this a 2 until I read the band's Spotify bio and realised they think they're much more important than they are.

There is far too much Neil Young on here and his voice is annoying.

Some good, some just sounds like 90s dial up Internet

Damn. Never heard this before. Just damn.

Mediocre Millennial Cat Stevens impression

4.5. The highs are very high and the lows are better than most rap still. Maybe too much talking for my liking and that one song that ends with you listening to him having sex is a bit weird. Definitely not my proudest fap.

Supremely average

4/5 bat heads

I want to like this but the misogyny is just too overpowering. You can't kick a pregnant woman in the stomach, Mr. Cube. Also, it's far too long.

Yawn

This is probably a top ten album of all time. I've listened to it countless times and I'll never get bored of it. This is the album that made Paul McCartney think "Oh shit. We need to step up our game." and, without it, we may never have gotten Sgt. Pepper.

This album could just be Born to Run, and 7 other tracks consisting of Bruce farting straight into the microphone, and it would still be a 5 because the title track is just that good. Luckily, there are plenty of other good songs here.