Reviews by bissy

Scott wished this album was a 4

QUEEN.

This clearly wasn't meant for casual listening. Unfortunately, you and I are casual listeners.

This album is simply fantastic all around. The flow and rhymes are smooth, consistently. No misses, it was an actively fun listen the whole time.

Mr. Krabs: [calls the radio station] Yes, hello. I was wondering if you could play that song again.
Radio DJ: [from the phone] Hmmm... which one, man?
Mr. Krabs: The one that goes "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-beep."
Radio DJ: No, man. You're thinking of "bee-boo-boo-bop, boo-boo-bop."
Mr. Krabs: Bee-boo-boo-boo-boo-bop, [garbled telephone noise] bee-boo-boo-bop, [garbled telephone noise] boo-boo-bee-bop? [garbled telephone noise] Not bee-boo-boo-beep? [garbled telephone noise] Bop? [garbled telephone noise] Beep?! [garbled telephone noise] Boo-boo-bop?!
[SpongeBob screams.]
SpongeBob: Oh my gosh. Why was Mr. Krabs making all those beeping sounds? Could it be that he's... [scene zooms in on him] ...a robot?

Hus voice simultaneously irritates and scratches an itch I didn't know I had

I wonder if I can break the keyword system.
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Why was the tone constantly off. I was looking forward to this.

Brother you are NOT Steve Jobs 😔✋️

Like, I would not actively pay to go to this concert but it is a fine background sound

This is like being at a family gathering and then your grandfather says something egregiously racist and everyone pretends like nothing ever happened.

She's a great vocalist don't get me wrong

I think it's hilarious how her intro and outtro sound exactly like an AI trained on her voice would. You know that Spotify DJ AI? Yeah.

How delightful. I definitely didn't listen to this on the 6th of January because I'm lazy.

She is precious, I'll give her that. This is as about as good as country gets for me.

Michael Kiwanuka have my children.

Black Beastie Boys got an 808 for Christmas and love it a little too much.

Milestone log 3: Day 300!

It's insane to think that I've consistently listened to an album a say for almost a year now. As such, I have regrets that I have mis-rated albums, or that my rating scheme is far too lenient. Like 50% of my ratings are 4 stars... that's not good, right?

As for this album, it is a far cry from the material that makes the white stripes a great band. Not here for the soppy shit.

Hot patootie, bless my soul! I get to listen to Meat Loaf fuck yeah :)

Hey. I'm all for wacky bullshit but this was just a liiiiiiittle too much too long.