Reviews by calvin

Gorgeous dark melancholic background saxophone jazz. It has a job, and it does it beautifully.

Had some really great tracks like Screen Shot and She loves Me but the majority dragged

If God made us all in his image then he's a fucking nerd

Such a beautiful meloncholic end of the world

What gorgeous trumpet jazz, just perfect

Goes hard, very cool sound, love the refutation of the mariachi laugh

Is the album any good? Dunno, don't care, I love it.

This had all the right ingredients and I should have loved it, but it just felt hollow and lifeless.

Very cool.

I'd loved Your Ex-Lover is Dead for a decade, it's wonderful to find the rest of the album is almost as beautiful and melancholic

The dutch are funky? The genre hopping was fun, and while it didn't quite rise to the level of Ozomatli, That Handsome Devil, or Funkadelic, that they could give shades of such diverse bands was mind boggling.

Does punk really have to be pubescent? It was well performed but I don't get the appeal.

I never would have expected to enjoy screamo electronica, but this hits right

Rap and Jazz is such an obvious combination, I cannot believe we're not doing it way way more. Beautiful.

My second favorite metal band. It goes hard without the drums breaking your skull, the screams shattering your ears, or the guitar melting your face. Truely awesome.

That was the greatest disco album ever made. Perfection start to finish, perfect polish and still has soul

What gorgeous stories. Country is not my thing, but this packs in so much emotion that I cannot deny the mastery.

Maybe there was something here, but I didn't find it.

postrock-esque. I'm uncertain if it was made better or worse by being incomprehensible. Maybe it was trite, maybe it was profound, and I don't want to open that mystery box to find out lest disappointment strike.

I liked this album. I did not expect to want to listen to it 4 times. Turns out I love this album.