Reviews by dj-scxxb

Well this is a toe tapper if I’ve ever heard one

Oof this was boring to me. Far from sounding terrible, but the vocals and the tracks are boring imo

Imagine was pretty good. As for the rest, it’s not bad but it doesn’t interest me. While his vocals aren’t great, the tracks sound amazing with a groovy, hipster feeling and some good instrumentation.

Oh it’s finally happened, I’m gonna write a song by song commentary:

Frownland: Oh yeaaa, I can see this will be difficult. Sounds like a younger child that’s finding their footing in music.

The Dust Blows Forward n The Dust Blows Back: Ok poetry breakdown… interesting

Dachau Blues: Bringing awareness to the holocaust I suppose. Just sounds like a drunk man doing karaoke but good message is being put out (I think??)

Ella Guru: This sounds like a relatively normal 60s rock song, but with a Capt Beefheart twist to it

Hair Pie- Bake One: 🤠 this is the emoji I use when faced with adversity. This was difficult to get through, but the guitar kinda brought it together.

Moonlight on Vermont: Had to look up the lyrics because I have no clue wtf he's saying. Even while looking at the lyrics, I have no clue of wtf he's talking bout. Very bluesy sound tho

Pachuco Cadaver: Kinda a vibe

Bill's Corpse: When I hear his voice, I imagine a man with the most jaundice-riddled eyes and stankest breath singing all up in my face

Sweet Sweet Bulbs: Honestly, great transition from the last song. I didn't even notice the last song had ended.

Neon Meate Dream of a Octafish: "In jest, incest, in jest, in just, in feast, incest" 🤠 wtf are we talking bout rn??? I'll give Capt this tho, that's an original sentence frfr. This album is an original experience tbh

China Pig: With the current economy, this hits different 😔

My Human Gets Me Blues: Believe it or not, I'm a fan of this. This may be the most coherent song on the album so far. Was he discussing gender dysphoria towards the end of the song??? Bro was really talking bout some difficult subjects in 1969... ahead of his time

Dali's Car: Short n sweet. Like it

Hair Pie - Bake Two: Another instrumental... I like. The sound on this Hot Pie is much more cohesive this time. I love to see upwards progression.

Pena: Damn Pena. Sounds like it's a frantic time, get better soon girly.

Well: well well.

When Big Joan Sets Up: Poor Joan. I hope she finds some comfort in her own skin one day. Aside from the story, the sound of this song sounds God awful to me.

Fallin' Ditch: Uhh ok. Not the worst sounding song.

Sugar n Spikes: This has a kinda theatrical feel to it. I could see this being sung in a musical, and I like that.

Ant Man Bee: I’m ready for this to be over.

Orange Claw Hammer: 🤠.

Wild Life: Either I don’t have the musical intelligence to be able to appreciate this or it’s truly ass. I get overwhelmed listening to such an abstract, abrasive song.

She’s Too Much For My Mirror: The yelling, I can’t do it.

Hobo Chang Ba: Patrick Star’s attempt at making a song. This is difficult.

The Blimp (mousetrapreplica): This is my favorite from the album thus far.

Steal Softly Through Snow: That guitar tho. Kinda fw this one as well.

Old Fart at Play: uhh.. ok.

Veteran’s Day Poppy: I MADE ITTT. Also, I’m grateful we ended on a high note.

Overall: This was FAR from my type of music and as long as I have free will I definitely won’t be listening to a single one of the songs. I would give this a 1, but it was kinda entertaining so it’ll get a 2

I often forgot the music was playing, and I wasn’t very impressed when I tuned in

Such a beautiful voice

Good album but drawls on at times. Beats are FYE tho!

It’s decent, but I imagine I would enjoy this more live. I don’t see myself cruising in my car to a 20 minute jazz song.

This is the only R.E.M. album that didn’t resonate with me frfr. “Man On The Moon” was a nice song tho

There were a couple songs that caught the slightest bit of my attention; however comma I'm not amazed by this

10s across the board!

“The Rough And The Quick” caught me allll the way off guard 😳 but I’m fw it

I’m not wowed by this by any means, especially with the vocals. The instrumentation and back track is slightly keeping me alive and that’s what’s saving this from being a 1

I love blaxploitation soundtracks

Not for me

Really nice sounding music that I have no want to listen to again

This isn't bad, nor is it great. Not memorable, nor something I'd like to re-visit.

This is the upbeat shit I begged for over the past week. Well done generator!

Nah Johnny this ain’t it

Peacemaker type music