Reviews by elsiewelsie

i hate def leppard. they’re so fucking boring and cringe and lame and they can’t sing. what is the point in making metal when you have nothing of substance to say. ‘ooh sex and rock and roll’ not even drugs you might as well make pop music at least then it’d sound better

so fun and funky

this was ok i just have instrumental jazz fatigue

I’m sure this is technically some very impressive jazz but I just can’t find it in me to care

this was fun i didnt know johnny rotten was in this band omg but yes the title track and theme were my faves the end track was a bit odd but overall good

Quite inoffensive but I'm not excited by it

super fun the long instrumental was a bit like pink floyd actually

elliott smith my goat

i enjoyed this actually i really liked common’s rapping style and the themes in especially a song for assata were super interesting. reminding me to brush up on my black american communist history actually. but probably not something i’d keep going back to.

it’s such a classic but also the songs are too long they’re good but i’ll look up and it’s still going 💔💔 but ofc prince is prince

they really put the orchestral in orchestral rock i liked a lot of the riffs but then the singing i was not as much of a fan of

this is really 4.5 but this platform hates me (i love a ten point scale) i love this album but loses half a star for being a bit samey it sounds so good though very enjoyable

do ya think i’m sexy? no i don’t.

my unresolved hatred of rod stewart may be negatively affecting this review but it negatively affected my experience of this album. it’s fine. two stars.

2 stars ugh it’s fine i guess i just find coldplay so incessantly bland boring and annoying i don’t get why they’re so popular it’s all the same piano and guitar chords with nonsense lyrics it’s so inoffensive i have nothing else to say

ok but his later stuff is better i think

not bad i liked the harder instrumentals but it was a bit samey plus the cover in the context of them all being men is a bit grim…

obviously i adore the beatles but im unfortunately a michelle and drive my car hater… in my life and im looking through you and norwegian wood and nowhere man are such highs though it can’t be any lower

just really not my genre i love amy winehouse in theory but i got like three songs into this i couldn’t be arsed anymore. also the blatantly homophobic opener brought the mood down a little bit

this was very enjoyable actually i didn’t know it was more neil young crazy

BIG step up from after the gold rush, no whininess and good sound this is what i was looking for ty neil young i knew you could do it