Rated 10/10
To me, this album is literally perfect. It's crazy how great this album is; 8 songs and basically all of them are absolute BANGERS. It's rocking, theatrical, and introspective all at once; a truly phenomenal record.
Joined 6 November 2026
| 10 | 75 | |
|---|---|---|
| 9 | 5 | |
| 8 | 160 | |
| 7 | 2 | |
| 6 | 120 | |
| 5 | 4 | |
| 4 | 76 | |
| 3 | 2 | |
| 2 | 18 | |
| 1 | 2 |
| Genre | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Rock | 344 | 6.8 |
| Pop | 174 | 6.1 |
| Folk | 61 | 6.6 |
| R&B | 61 | 7.1 |
| Electronic | 58 | 6.2 |
| Blues | 57 | 7.3 |
| Singer-Songwriter | 43 | 7.1 |
| Punk | 41 | 7.0 |
| Subgenre | Albums | Average |
|---|---|---|
| Heavy Metal | 19 | 9.4 |
| Modal Jazz | 3 | 9.3 |
| P-Funk | 3 | 8.7 |
| Hardcore Hip Hop | 3 | 8.7 |
| Hard Rock | 50 | 8.6 |
| Thrash Metal | 4 | 8.5 |
| Jazz Rap | 4 | 8.5 |
| Psychedelic Soul | 5 | 8.4 |
| Funk | 13 | 8.3 |
| AOR | 4 | 8.3 |
| Progressive Rock | 16 | 8.1 |
| Grunge | 6 | 8.0 |
| Rhythm & Blues | 6 | 8.0 |
| Noise Rock | 5 | 8.0 |
| Death Metal | 3 | 8.0 |
Rated 10/10
To me, this album is literally perfect. It's crazy how great this album is; 8 songs and basically all of them are absolute BANGERS. It's rocking, theatrical, and introspective all at once; a truly phenomenal record.
Rated 6/10
Well this is a really new album. I'm not sure how influential it will end up being in the long run. It is an OK album, mostly electronic pop with the occasional metallic guitar bit. It even has a harsh vocal here and there, but the metal is secondary to the pop. It sounds like a lot of modern metal, honestly, just slightly more poppy(heh). I don't feel that it accurately represents the state of metal in 2026. A better example of this style would be Spiritbox's Eternal Blue record from 2021, which is female-led like this but far more metallic. This is an interesting inclusion, but not my first choice for a metal album from the 2020s(something from Lorna Shore+the aforementioned Spiritbox record would be the ideal inclusions). And, to the people saying that this sounds like nu-metal, you obviously don't know metal subgenres as this isn't even close to what I think of when I think nu-metal.
Rated 6/10
Yet another random album by a band I've never heard of. As such, it's an inoffensive guitar pop album, like an off-brand Smiths almost. This is probably the most mediocre album I've had in terms of just being pure nothing. It's not good or bad, it's just there. Why is this on the list?
Rated 4/10
This has quite the reputation, I see. When I get albums like these, I want to prove that they're not as bad as everyone says. Unfortunately, this was genuinely annoying. It would have been OK if not for that singer, who is the worst singer I've heard on this project-yes, worse than the Dexys Midnight Runners guy. The rest of it seems to be trying so hard to be weird that they forgot to be good. Ugh.
Rated 8/10
I'm not sure how to feel about this one. It's a pretty good arena rock album, with the massive production and bad lyrics that the genre entails. However, I don't think buying it on CD was a good use of my $5 as I'm probably never really going to listen to it again. Still, I liked it more than basically anything I got this past week(except for the Buzzcocks album, which was excellent and probably better than this). God, the generator kept giving me shitty pulls until this mildly good one.
Ranked from 70 head-to-head picks in Rank.