Reviews by generalsalt

NORTH DAKOTA MENTIONED 5 STARS (but -1 star for mentioning North Dakota)

Did not need to be an hour and a half, especially when 40% was dedicated to George Wallace and Lost Cause glazing.

I will not remember this album in a week.

Looking forward to my public execution after giving this a 3 but giving Sweet Baby James a 5. The stretch from Golden Slumbers to The End is actually perfect though.

It's trash but it's my type of trash.

I half expected some guy to start screaming "HEY" in the middle of No Intention.

Rest easy, Brian.

Please. No more specials.

I sat here for an hour and all I got was this lobotomy!!!

I listened to this while driving to work and I thought that the bad audio was just my car being loud, but no. The production was made to make this album sound like it was recorded with a white noise machine in the background. Also fuck Marilyn Manson.

I try my best not to be overly hateful of electronic music, but this list makes it really hard to do so.

Everything I could want from an album.

What people who don't like prog rock see prog rock as.

Dog Stephans

Even when the songs were only 90 seconds long, they still felt just as long and the 9-minute closing track.

I'm sorry but the singer sounds like it's 2 in the morning and he's trying not to wake up his parents

Is this album good? No, not at all. BUT it was short so I don't care.

Hey look buddy, I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems. Not problems like "What is beauty?" Because that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy. I solve practical problems. For instance, how am I going to stop some mean Mother Hubbard from tearing me a structurally superfluous be-hind? The answer, use a gun, and if that don't work... use more gun. Take for instance this heavy caliber tripod mounted lil' old number designed by me, built by me, and you best hope... not pointed at you.

I'm about to unleash a primal scream after having to listen to an hour of this crap.

Another reason to hate the French