Reviews by generalsalt

SEE???? Electronic music CAN be good! All it has to do is not be the same looping beat for 12 minutes to be good.

What an interesting little indie band, excited to see more of them in the future!

UGHHHHHHHHHHH: The Album

You gave this album a low rating because Eric Clapton is an anti-lockdown, anti-vaxx, racist piece of shit.

I gave this album a low rating because Clapton just isn't that great of an artist when he's not backed by a great band like Cream or the Yardbirds (but also because he's an anti-lockdown, anti-vaxx, racist piece of shit.)

Side 1 is a 4, side 2 is a 2.

Reminds me of Scum but without the kindness to have 30 second songs.

Less like music for the masses and more like music for a bad Netflix show.

I got really scared when I saw this album cover because I thought it was just gonna be Madonna doing country badly. After listening to this album I wish it was just that.

An album as good as its cover.

Gotta love how most of the worst albums stretch to near or over the one-hour mark just to extend your suffering for as long as possible.

4 out of 5 ain't bad

What a nice album to get after the 4th of July.

I almost really like this album, but of course it wouldn't be a Sonic Youth album if the actual good songs were outweighed by the sheer amount of pretentious bullshit.

It's Rumours. What do you want from me?!

Oooo I can just picture the Cheeto-eating, fedora wearing, ponytail having, katana wielding basement dweller who thinks this is the best album of all time.

I swear to God if I get one more Metallica album in a row I'm going to find a way to bring back Napster just to spite them.

Maybe modern country wasn't a mistake?

I can't believe that a singer as big as Bon Jovi would rip off the hit "Squidward on a Chair" for his infinitely worse song "Livin' on a Prayer". Truly disgusting behavior.

Probably the best Aerosmith album I've listened to and it's still mid.

Alvin and the Chippunks