Reviews by jitkaas

TimelessGoldie

Rated 2/10

It finally happened

I committed to myself when I started this project that I would listen to every album in its entirety, no matter how much I hated it.

This album is making me break my promise.

I will not listen to 2 hours of a drum machine. I made it halfway through the 6th track and I just fucking cant go on anymore. This is fucking awful

Every other album I've given a 1 is now retroactively a 3 by comparison to this shit
I know now this list is a complete joke, a perfect execution in trolling. There is no universe where this album or this band should be recognized for anything, except for producing a plethora of garbage. I regret ever starting this list and I no longer want to finish it.

Masterclass of a punk / grunge album. I can see nirvana, stone temple, sound garden, and others being influenced by this record. I'm grateful for this experience.

Like most punk, this one unapologetically shits the bed. Usually I can at least enjoy the musicianship of a punk album but this time I genuinely don't know when a song ended and a new one began. EVERYTHING sounded the same throughout. Noise for the sake of noise

Moon SafariAir

Rated 4/10

I enjoyed sexy boy and thought it was an indication that this album would be an enjoyable experience but everything after that was mindless generic boops and beeps

CutThe Slits

Rated 2/10

It's been awhile since I let someone take a shit in my ear but here we are. There is literally nothing redeemable or good about this album. It is a statement on how to not make music

Strong start, thought it could become my favorite bowie album. But the quality of songs slowly degrade throughout

Pleasant voice, nice instrumentation. Don't particularly care for listening to someone describing things in a sing songy voice though. I'm left wondering what exactly the point is?

GooSonic Youth

Rated 6/10

Wildly inconsistent but overall a better offering than Sister