Reviews by jlazerus

Enigmatic. Frustrating. Odd. Unnerving. Amusing. Hypnotic.

Adrian Belew's solos on The Great Curve belong in a museum.

Is this a magnum opus? The first three songs completely dispose of any - ANY - traditional rock format. Talking Heads and Eno reinvent rock, from what I can tell. I haven't heard anything like it. It has relationships to everything the band did before it, but they just develop their own drone-like experimental version of themselves. Even "Once in a Lifetime" is a strange new world.

Weird and multi-layered. Gets better with every listen.

AbraxasSantana

Rated 10/10

I am trying to find a reason not to give this album 5 stars. I mean, if you like a guitar god who not only shreds (and who doesn't), but brings a latin-jazz-funk flavor to the proceedings, then Santana is your choice.

The playing is frankly breathtaking. The Latin percussion enervating. We are moved gracefully from one style to another - jazz, blues-rock, psych, traditional Latin grooves.

Fantastic album. Carlos Santana is truly a wizard, and a chaotic good one at that.

Beautiful Freakeels

Rated 6/10

Eels brings something new to late nineties alternative rock. The best I can do is "intellectual," but that's not quite it. Smart, for sure. Both lyrically and musically, there are surprising twists, sourness, and a droll flavor reminiscent of Cake. Odd and interesting with a cool new approach to the status quo. Not for everyone, but if you're in the mood for a little more to think about, Eels' Beautiful Freak will entertain.

IllmaticNas

Rated 6/10

I need to find a course called "How to Appreciate Gangsta Rap" because YIKES there's a lot of it on this list (and in our culture, I guess). I'm glad for him that Nas got out of the crack game and into the rap game. The grooves and vocals were better than the usual, but this is still; all tropes top to bottom, nothing new. It was not a bad listen though. Less violent and gross than a some, like Notorious B.I.G. or Tupac.

Dog Man StarSuede

Rated 4/10

Excessive and ridiculous. The soundtrack of egos inflated by early success. Interesting from a rock history point of view, but not necessarily enjoyable. I could die without it, to be honest. Some good playing though. Production was spotty, also overblown (the orchestra is insultingly cliche).

I have never met an African album I didn't like, and this is no exception. Fantastic guitar work and mesmerizing layers of rhythm. I'll definitely listen to this again. I just wish I had a translation. Sad to hear about the suffering in Mali, but this is a good way to educate a privileged westerner like me. I hope they have a lot more success.

There are three songs where they use their own voice. "Breakdown," one of the most memorable TP tunes of all - a heavy, soulful tune with a hint of shuffle, lonely and frustrated. "Luna," the only real artistic risk, has that 4 AM can't sleep feeling, trippy, evokes the Eagles at their best. "American Girl," the double-time raver that got them a punk rock trading card.

We get some Beatles, Stones, Springsteen, Van Morrison (listen to Mystery Man again). All to good affect, though. Everything has Petty's Jagger-soaked drawl and that... Americana wash. Before it was called Americana.

Good, even great in places. I look forward to seeing what these guys will do in the future, lots of potential here if they can find their own style! ;)

The CarsThe Cars

Rated 10/10

Thinking I can review this without even listening to it.

When you're 12 - 13 years old, you don't have much money, so any album you buy is going to need to be really really good. Imagine spending a month's salary on something like an April Wine album because you like the one song they play on the radio. It's a big investment for a little kid. Record store guys were no help either, they kind of just wanted you out of the store and knew you could only buy one album. So they'll recommend it just to get the transaction over with. Once you get it home, the album has the song you like and 8 or 9 other COMPLETE DOGS! One's only recourse was to tell all your friends not to buy it themselves, at the risk of embarrassing yourself.

This happens often enough, and you start to recognize from a cover alone (sometimes, this is not foolproof) whether or not the disc is going to come home with you. For a 13 year old, that Cars cover looks very promising. And the songs of their's that you have heard were strikingly new-sounding. Enough New Wave to stand out, enough guitar to not leave the well-tread rock 'n' roll path (reducing your risk!).

Beginning to end, The Cars did not disappoint me. Every song killed. No dogs at all. And, they flowed, one into the next. I'm pretty sure I have this memorized - every drum fill, every guitar solo, every synth line, every word. The type of album I would come back to time and time again. And it worked so well because my tastes weren't all that sophisticated back then (are they now?), and this was music that, as I said, rode the edge of novel without being overly alienating.

I'd give this 5 for Elliot Easton alone. But everyone else is equally (almost) as adept. Greg Hawkes' keyboards and Ric Ocasek's vocals season the rock undercarriage with an oddness that is appealing to a gawky teenager. I might not be this effusive if I never heard The Cars before, but it has been one of my ten favorite albums since it came out, and after listening to thousands of others, this still stands up.

This record grew on me. Had to listen through a couple of times. Cope's guitar and vocals are appealing - slightly aggressive with quite a bit of "I don't care what you think" attitude. Seems he had relationship problems, and I'm not getting the political and environmental themes I read about. "Beautiful Love" is brilliant.

Non-offensive pop music from the early 2000s that has a couple standout songs (Beautiful and Fighter spring to mind) and a wide variety of styles. ENjoyable but probably twice as long as necessary. I blame digital media, where you can have a literal infinite number of tracks (8, 12, 24 - what the hell, why not 128? 256?) and an unlimited amount of recording time (in the past, you would only want to buy so much tape, noiw that doesn't matter, the artist can burn through digital media without consequence).

It's ok. More of a 2 1/2 star out of five but you have to round and I'll round up because Christina Aguilera is a better singer than most of her contemporaries including Madonna.

God damn dude. Your DEBUT album is an hour and ten?

Too violent, it's bringing me down. Sorry about whatever happened that made you feel like you had to be this way. Gangster violence is always going to be entertaining to some people. Like horror films, I'm not into it. This album is unrelenting in it's violence: I'm not going to try to stop anyone else from listening to it, it's well made (I'm sure, not an expert, critics like it apparently), and there's a lot of cleverness and rhythm in the "poetry." But the subject matter is not subtle, not all that artistic. Pretty sure gangster rap did NOT solve the problems the rappers were complaining about.

REALLY??? 🤦‍♂️
Dude I tried. I just can’t. 3 songs in and I’m ready to quit the 1001 project altogether.

Wainwright is a good enough singer. But the fucking affectation, the little slurry tongue the soft consonant sounds. I don’t have time for this shit. Get over yourself please. Why do we have two of these albums? Here’s something else: you think I’m complaining? You should hear this record. I think I’ll go listen to actual Radiohead now.

VulnicuraBjörk

Rated 8/10

This shit hurts. Björk is an amazing artist in every sense of the word but this was difficult without having much sunlight. Reminded me of Beck's "Sea Change," without the hope on the horizon.

Wild GiftX

Rated 10/10

Wild Gift is a pretty complex thing for a punk album. Rather than shriek about violence or people who think they're better than you, we get these emotional open wounds. Really raw and seemingly personal, Wild Gift fits the genre by just confronting the ugliness that can happen in relationships. Yet X go far, far beyond genre expectations.

They beautify it with their harmonies: frightening, wistful, sad, vulnerable; they decorate it with their musical chops: heavy, dynamic, rootsy. It's so much more than the sum of its parts and there really is nothing else like it. DJ Bonebrake, Billy Zoom, John Doe and Exena have no peers in their genre.

MAN I hope the 1001 albums doesn't ignore the better and more influential X debut album.

RevolverThe Beatles

Rated 10/10

Never REALLY looked at this cover before, very amusing. Might buy the shirt 🤔

A great Beatles album is going to be one of the best ALBUMS of all time. Best Beatles album? Maybe... I love this album anyway. Guitars getting heavier, themes getting heavier, beautiful musical contrasts.

Things I love about this album:
1 - Another "Where have you been all my life" listens.
2 - Sounds like a cross between PIL and Gang of Four.
3 - Metal.
4 - Unlike GoF, here we have a Goth underlayer of synth without losing the funk. Krautrock with more calories.
5 - Requiem is a straight banger - never used that term before and it's unlikely I ever will again. But it is.
6 - Riffs!
7 - The only thing I've heard that comes anywhere close to that uniquely disjointed funk that GoF made famous.

Really great post-punk, lots of variety, a bit scary and angry. Was familiar with "Eighties," one of my favorite songs, but never got that far into their catalog. Really glad to get this one.

Tighter and more interesting than I imagined it would be. KIND OF samey throughout, but danceable and and charmingly unusual: you can't fault it for being overly challenging.

Like Thin Lizzy without guitars, bass and drums.

I despise the big hit though, just hate it. Hearing it makes me cringe so hard I need to go to the emergency room.

BummedHappy Mondays

Rated 2/10

Apparently you have to take a lot of drugs to enjoy this. Nasty looking cover, nasty sounding singer, nasty lyrics. They wanted to put more reverb on this recording, but had already used the entire UK supply for this record.