Reviews by marsattacks

You just have to roll your eyes.

A perfectly cromulent album. Almost frustratingly generic.

I dont understand the Sgt Peppers connection.

Cool

I was simultaneously repulsed and entertained.

Taking away a full star for rod stewart singing old man river.

A few real gems interspersed throughout an overall challenging listen.

I don't care how technically proficient this is. I dont like it.

That version of make you feel my love is genuinely terrible. Rest is cool. Grammy still feels more like a lifetime achievement award.

It’s not The Beach Boys album I’m reaching for when I want to hear them.

The musical equivalent of a manic episode

More of a pop bent than I expected but pretty good.

Cut the length of every song in half and remove all vocals and then we’re talkin.

That felt way longer than 34 minutes (derogatory)

This doesnt even have break stuff or nookie which are least fun terrible. This is all just terrible.

Every song repeats the chorus at least two times too many. I don’t like these songs enough to listen to them again in French.

Whoever picked the singles got it exactly right. Everything else is forgettable.

Maybe it would be more enjoyable if you knew the shorter version of the songs so you could hear how they build off those. Do these songs even have shorter versions?

I saw the Beatles wearing army pants and flip flops so I went out and bought army pants and flip flops.

Everyone involved with this record seems bored. The band is basically sleep walking through every song. Her voice is nice but she doesn’t stretch it or do anything interesting with it.