Reviews by quicksilver

The devil on my shoulder must love coffee shop vibes because why else would I be giving this trash 4 stars

I still don't think he's sexy

Kind of interesting but it wasn't strong enough for me to want to listen to on my own

Holy hell these guys are fun

✨️shaft✨️

Who the fuck designed this cover

Definitely a lot more coherent than their first album and easier to enjoy. Although this one doesn't have any of those must-hear songs.

'Rock Box' and 'It's Like That' are good, but everything else sounds so cheap. It's hilarious to read that this was considered to be groundbreaking back in 1984. I'm shocked. This is incredibly generic hip hop. The beats are cheap. The lyrics sound like they took 10 seconds to write. These guys got good eventually, but you wouldn't be able to tell from this.

These guys don't look very pretty to me

I love that there's finally an album named after me

2nd one star album in a row and I can't wait for the 3rd 👍

I lost any and all manhood after that

Did he seriously say he wasn't blind anymore

"This is Stanley Hudson, and is one of our talented salesmen. An African American father of two, Stanley's dedication is no doubt one of the hallmarks of the foundation of the business we're hoping to build our basis on."

I wish the moon was made of cornbread

Why do all these French singers sound like they'd be pedophiles

The singing was incredible, and the songs had a great atmosphere. The energy from the crowd made it even better. Very enjoyable.

"I'm Horny: The Album"

I can confirm that this is music and it does exist.

Some songs are really good, like 'Sunshine of Your Love', and some are still very enjoyable, like 'Strange Brew', 'Tales of Brave Ulysses', and even 'SWLABR'. Quite a few songs, though, fall very flat and are too psychedelic for any of us normal people to enjoy. I don't want to have to be on drugs to enjoy drug music. And what an awful way to close out an album. 'Mother's Lament'? What the hell was that??