Reviews by quicksilver

This sounds like the Barenaked Ladies all made a bet with each other to see who could sound the worst

We love Aladdin Sane 💙❤️

Every time he sings I just imagine him hitting his throat Tom Kenny style to sound like SpongeBob laughing

It's just very average rock to me. The two big hits are massively overrated, in my opinion, and the deep cuts are nothing special. I don't even think I have anything else to say about it because it was pretty standard and generic.

dang Janice from the Muppets sure has some pipes

Between this guy and Serge Gainsbourg, this generator has given me the absolute lowest opinion of the French

It's been 24 hours since I've generated it and I only just now realized that it's "strikes BLACK" and not "strikes back". I may be a professional idiot.

I wish I can one day be in a band that makes music this bad

This is why I can never watch Trainspotting without the subtitles

I love how you can get this album in red or orange

What is it about Miles Davis that is extremely overrated? And before you say I'm giving it a good rating, my excuse is that for a 4 average rating, I should have been blown away, and I wasn't. It was very calming and pleasing compared to what jazz normally is, but it still wasn't amazing enough for me to see all the hype.

"I'm Hated For Loving"? Pfffftttttt. More like "I'm Hated For Being an Insufferable Racist Prick". Tone-deaf piece of shit.

I just like what he's wearing on the cover

At some point this music blends into time and space to the point where you don't give a fuck anymore and you're just dying for this to be over with but it can't ever end and you have to keep hearing instrumental songs that sound kind of different but not very different

Would you like to dance, ✨️ℊ𝓇𝒶𝓃𝒹𝓂ℴ𝓉𝒽ℯ𝓇✨️

"Murder Mystery" scared the ever living shit out of me but I'll be damned if the rest of it didn't sound great

I can't even describe it but this album sounded like a really weird place that I never want to go back to

The voice from "Disco to Disco" is what you hear when you enter the gates of hell

If you were a horse I'd clean the crap out of your stable

Reeeeeeaaaalllllll groovy 70s shit. Slow start, but picks up with "Black Magic Woman" and "Oye Como Va". Classics. Then it's a little slow again (because the instrumental is a little too flat) but it ends strong. It pretty much sounds like people playing what feels right instead of trying to make up complex melodies, but it's groovy nonetheless.