Rated 6/10
1. Decent blues songs and rhythms; it was even nicer to hear his solo work at the end, which I thought was much better than his collabs at the beginning.
2. The cover is what I see when I'm being carried off to hell
3. And that song with Carlos Santana might be one of the worst abominations of 80s music I've heard
Rated 8/10
I'm sorry but I wasn't smoking The Fattest Blunt Ever so I don't think I got the highest possible enjoyment of it
Rated 6/10
Fellas, is it bad to tell your girl that you're a murderer?
Rated 8/10
That was a really *bleep*ing good time!
Rated 6/10
Is faux French pop electronica really what I'm giving a decent rating to these days? Man have I soiled myself
Rated 4/10
We all know a stopped clock is right twice a day i don't need a million fucking reminders
Rated 2/10
*sighs* won't be needing this anymore:
*throws entire stockpile of Cherry Garcia in the trash*
Rated 10/10
Proof that autistic people make the best music
Rated 8/10
You ever get that feeling like you're floating in infinite nothingness
Yeah that's what this album did to me
Also the ceiling fan started to look funny
Rated 2/10
Dudes making random noises for almost the length of a feature film. Like look I get that you like being bad musicians but maybe throw some more lyrics in idk then you'd at least be interesting bad musicians
Rated 4/10
No matter how hard I tried to focus this always became background noise
Oh and stop making the Beatles even worse. They were already unbearable
Rated 6/10
I love how this is so cheesy even Quentin Tarantino had to make fun of it
Rated 10/10
Do you have any idea how fucking sad this made me feel
Rated 6/10
Wait, THIS is what Moby sounds like? Were we just pretending to like this or something???
Rated 6/10
I just listened to an entire genre get destroyed because someone thought Irish folk music wasn't modern and bland enough
Was this supposed to be interesting? Maybe it was a vibe but it was pretty mentally under-stimulating. Its groovy but there's not a whole lot going on here.
Rated 8/10
On one hand, the songs sounded very similar to each other. On the other hand, I very much like hearing women in rock on this list. It was a fairly winning formula that they followed.
Rated 8/10
Did anyone else levitate during "Intervention"? Or even "The Well and the Lighthouse"? No? Just me? OK
Rated 6/10
I can't believe there's an album that both reminds me of 'Dazed and Confused' and makes me scared of Steven Tyler's 10 inch record
Rated 6/10
Ah, so this is it. No more Sonic Youth albums. Ever.
I wonder if it felt this good when the Israelites were freed from Egypt.
