Reviews by quicksilver

Oh, hehe... I'm sure there can't be that many Sonic Youth albums left. I mean, I've already had four.

*checks notes*

THERE'S ONE MORE?! WITH A 2.9 RATING?! WTF?!?!?

OH MY GOD I HAVE FINALLY BEEN FREED FROM STEELY DAN I DONT EVER HAVE TO LISTEN TO THEM AGAIN PRAISE JEEBUS

I'll take everything but this album sir

I've said it before and I'll say it again men are really obsessed with saying the word "pussy" aren't they

I can't explain it but this kind of made me feel like i was floating

This dude's work with The Gorillaz: 👍👍👍👍👍
This dude's work with Happy Mondays: 😡🩵🤢😥🖕

Oh lord was this one FUNNY. Just a bunch of dudes messing around with rhymes and sound effects and thinking they sounded AWESOME. like who hasn't been there

Hey Ice T, do you think you could brag about being straight and having a big dick one more time?

It'd kinda hard to give this a five when your brother would play "TVC15" every single fucking day on your way to school freshman year

The girl with colitis goes by

maybe you fucks would like this if you listened to it with headphones

This started off nice with "willow", "champagne problems", and "gold rush", but it got real bumpy after that. It slowly descended from calming folk with whimsical lyrics to repetition and cringe. Just take "no body, no crime", for example. The title lyrics had to be repeated several times per chorus, and the excitement of the song hinged on the plot twist of a fictional crime story. Then we get to "coney island". Holy. Lord. The male vocalist did an absolutely terrible job. I wanted earplugs for that one. Finally, near the end, I perked up a little with "long story short", but all of that vanished with the atrocious time signature and drum beats of "closure". What a way to drain the life out of an album. Overall it was much too long and used up all of its good songs right at the beginning. There are good songs, just not very many.

Are there any other women on this website who think it's weird that men are so obsessed with saying the word "pussy" or is it just me

All you people are vampires

Is everyone named Khaled a bad singer?

Yayyyy David Bowie made an album about ✨️me✨️

Way to go, "Beth". You ruined the whole vibe. I hope you're happy.

God bless lesbians ❤️🧡💛💚🩵💙💜

Oh wait she's somehow not a lesbian oopsie my mistake

Russell and Ron Mael ✨️invented✨️ poetry and here is proof:

1. Zoo time is she and you time
2. Gonna hang myself from my family tree
3. It's a lot like playing the violin, you cannot start off and be Yehudi Menuhin
4. The mammals are your favorite type and you want her tonight
5. I bring home the bacon and eat it myself, here's to my health
6. I tried to tell you in the night that with a girl like you I could do without guided tours
7. You tried to tell me in the day that your leading exports were textiles and iron ore
8. We are his relatives, and he don't need any non-relatives
9. Take her to Spain and hear her complain
10. You are a khaki-colored bombardier
11. As twenty cannibals have hold of you, they need their protein just like you do
12. Shower, another shower, you got to look your best for her and be clean everywhere

they may be German but that doesn't mean I don't like them