Reviews by randomusername69696

yes yes me like metallica me want more like this very soon

Oh cmon give me something good thats not boring for once

This is the most 3 star worthy 3 star album im ever going to give in the history of 3 star albums.

There were a few good songs on here and the rest i could fall asleep to

Your grandmas favorite album

Wow, I couldnt tell you one unique thing about this album. Impressive.

YES THERES AN ACCORDION LETS FUCKING GO

Very relaxing, great for road trips.

“Hmm… I feel like listening to some Nick Drake today!”, said every coffee shop owner on earth.

But hey, i could be listening to kid rock right now. 3 stars.

And see, this is a good example of early 2000s pop. Great job beyonce.

How come when I do my jazz jam sessions I don’t have pirates break in and force me to play guitar while they sing circus music straight out of New Orleans?

Great. Not Demon Days level of great, but still great.

I listened to this album 2 songs at a time over a few hours because morrissey can get boring after a while. But there were no fillers on here; nothing that i would consider to be subpar. Which is why I’m giving The Queen Is Dead 5 stars.

This is exactly how I envision Irish music.

This ain’t no Abbey Road or Dark Side of the Moon, but this is Nilsson Schmilsson so I’m gonna put the lime in the coconut and give this album a five out of schmive!

Alright. Thats it. I’m packing my bags and I’m moving to Germany now.

All jokes aside, This is a good example of German electronic music. And not just Autobahn, all of Kraftwerk. Neu! could have learned a few things from this album when they made neu 75. Great job Kraftwerk. Some may say that this album is a great craft-work!

I don’t think I can put this on the same level as Trans Europe Express and I haven’t listened to The Man Machine yet. Especially as I don’t find Mitternacht to be that appealing. That song is kind of like Moonchild off of In the Court of the Crimson King. I will say that Morgenspaziergang, which translates to “Morning Stroll” in english sounds exactly like a morning stroll, and I find that to be the most be the most beautiful song on the album.

I’m debating on whether to give Autobahn 4 stars or 5 stars. Three of the tracks are very forgettable, but the other two alone beat most of the three star albums that have already been generated for me. I’m going to give this 4 stars though.

That synth at the beginning of pipes honour scared the living shit out of me. But yeah, this is a very enjoyable album to listen to, but i dont think i will be revisiting this anytime soon.

I think straight out the jungle is a better album. 4 stars.

Never did I think a country singer would do a cover of Depeche Mode. It sucked.

Ill be honest i zoned out on my first listen of this one. On my second listen, I enjoyed it quite a bit. I can give this 4 stars.

The only thing that could make this album worse is if Neil Young joined the group. But that would never happen, right?

This album put a grand total of zero new songs on my playlist, which is actually quite an accomplishment if you ask me.

I mean I should’ve expected that with an album cover where I can count the number pixels on one hand.

This is what I signed up for!

Up next on 600 punk albums from the 70s that could put you to sleep…

Ari Up can sit beside Neil Young and Jeff Tweedy for having the worst voice that this generator has given me. This is going to be my second one-star album.