Reviews by randomusername69696

Radiohead for extroverts

Released the same day my cat was born (RIP Mitzy). Unlike Mitzy though, I give this album 3 stars.

Wow, great album to celebrate the 4th of July and America’s 250th birthday. I love every song on this album. Unlike other country albums I’ve gotten so far, this one makes you feel like you’re actually in her hometown in Tennessee with her while she tells you stories from her life. And I’m saying this as someone who usually doesn’t enjoy country. I do have one complaint though, WHY AM I GETTING THIS NOW!? I’M GOING TO BE IN THE SMOKIES NEXT WEEK! WHY AM I NOT GETTING THIS THEN? I suppose it’s better than getting another Elvis Costello album today.

Random Dolly Parton fact: In her memoire, she told a story of a time she went to a bar in West Hollywood that was having a Dolly Parton look alike contest. She entered the contest while over-exaggerating everything about her appearance, and lost to a man.

Was Coat Of Many Colors better than yesterday’s album, Van Halen by Van Halen? Almost, but not quite.

Not too long and still had some memorable songs. Just how an album should be.

Was Van Halen better than yesterday’s album, The ArchAndroid by Janelle Monáe? Yes.

Suite III alone is worth 5 stars. Beyond that, I like the thing she has going on in the first half of suite II where every song transitions into the next one. She’s kind of like a more talented female Michael Jackson.

Was The ArchAndroid better than yesterday’s album, Destroyer by KISS? Yes.

Droops off a bit in the second half but overall a great album

Was this album better than yesterday’s album, Vivid by Living Colour? Yes.

No notes

synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop synth synth synth synth synth synth beep boop synth beep boop ahhhhhhhhhhh synth beep boop

Call it what you want, doogaze, britflop, bindie. Just don’t make me listen to this ever again.

This album is listed as “dream pop.” It certainly makes me dream of a better album to pop up tomorrow.

And Lazarus, huh? Stealing from David Bowie? /s

5 stars because I would feel guilty giving this less stars than slipknot. Also HELICOPTER

Dear person looking for a new pair of ears, do you still have your old pair by chance? I’ll take em!

Good country music. I’ve been waiting for something interesting for a while now. 4 stars, minus one for being over 90 minutes.

I am fed up with this new wave crap

Cant listen to more than 20 minutes of this without falling asleep.

Please stop, this is the 5th new wave album I’ve gotten this week. I will never remember a single track on this album. I have never heard even one of these songs yet I must listen to this before I die.

👍

I have no thoughts on this whatsoever. The only way I will judge this album is if Springsteen personally plays for me in front of a campfire.

Music for people who dont want to be shot 9 times

Cool, funky, and groovy. If this was made by a respected 50s/60s jazz musician, it would be getting all the praise in the world, calling it a revolutionary piece of art. For me, I am excited that I had the chance to listen to this before I die. My favorite track in particular is Shellback. Overall, seems very futuristic and makes a good soundtrack to relax to. 5 stars.

What the fuck

This tries so hard to be folk

I didn’t hate it though. 4 stars.