Reviews by repub

HarvestNeil Young

Rated 4/10

I'm really not excited to have to listen to 3 more of this guy's albums (ignoring the collabs). Neil is a good folk musician but I unfortunately don't like folk. I do appreciate that he's from TRONNO

CutThe Slits

Rated 10/10

I've been a fan of X-Ray Spex for a while, Essential Logic for a bit, and Maximum Joy even less. I guess I'm adding The Slits to the roster. This group is the least polished out of the three, and has absolutely NO saxophone, but other than that, it reaches the same heights. I just love me some wacky, energetic stuff seemingly recorded via tin cans on a string.

EaglesEagles

Rated 4/10

Is this what WASPs listen to? It's fine, I guess, and I found myself tapping my feet at points, but the bulk of it is pointless.

I have no idea why, but this album was like an instant boredom ray. It took 3 or 4 sessions to finish it... and it's only an hour long! My ears just had such an instant reaction every time. Utterly bizarre. Maybe it's really repetitive? I can't remember, as it took me more than a week to finish!!!

This guy's name is offensive, it should be censored! In all seriousness, this album is so sterile you could bring it into a heart surgery. Dull.

When I fall asleep, I sometimes have auditory hallucinations (e.g. a door opening). Those tend to be more exciting than this tepid, lethargic album.

OdelayBeck

Rated 4/10

When I was 11, I discovered Musescore, and pumped out a dozen half-baked incoherent pieces. This album sounds a bit like if I had discovered GarageBand instead.

I feel conflicted rating these stupid British electronica albums this list is riddled with. They're not bad (with the exception of Darkdancer, which is so bad it's good), but they're just so unnecessary. I enjoyed listening to this, but I can't imagine anybody finding the solution to the meaning of life to this.

21Adele

Rated 6/10

The faster the song, the better.

If I hadn't known this is one of the most highly acclaimed albums of all time I'd have thought this was total shit. The prized status has bumped it up to a two, so as to not be a contrarian bastard. The final song, probably during Part 6, starts to get good... but then the last two Parts betray us.