Reviews by ron_penis

Yellow is one of the worst songs of all time and i hope Chris martin is having a horrible day

the album that fooled a younger version of myself into thinking i liked new wave

some good catchy tunes, some annoying ones (cough Saturday night's alright for fighting cough) overall solid but it's a little too long, overwrought and theatrical for my tastes

nowadays it's maybe a little cliche to hate coldplay but fortunately my hate will long outlast that trend

if I've learned anything from this list it's that Nirvana is actually the only good grunge band

okay look a lot of it is very good but i did also involuntarily say "jesus Christ how long is this shit" somewhere near the end

for all i know, within the pantheon of raï, people feel the same way about Khaled as i do about U2 and coldplay, but in the context of this list, this album is like water and I'm a man dying of thirst

honestly the title track kind of undeniably goes but thankfully for my own personal convictions and dislike of lennon the rest of the album ranges from fine to unremarkable to annoying. musically i do actually like How Do You Sleep, but even being also kind of a Paul hater, i find it just a little too crass as a response to the much more mild jabs on Ram

you gotta love that 80s pop production where all the instrumentation sounds like it was recorded in an aluminum shack

it always sucks to see jobs get outsourced overseas. spare a thought for the poor Pentagon officer who lost his job designing audio to be played as part of psychological warfare campaigns because these English lads were willing to do it cheaper.

radiohead for morons

i like the music. do not like the voice that would be more at home announcing the names of clowns at the rodeo

gotta contact the owner of this site and let them know they fucked up by not putting the FUNK tag on this sucker

i cravement the pavement

the title is very appropriate since it made me forget that i mostly like radiohead

I don't even have to look at the reviews to know people are trotting out the same old complaints about the amount of sexual and violent content here, and frankly it's not my absolute favorite subject matter either, but if you're gonna use that to wholesale dismiss the amazing production and flow on display here then you really need to lighten up. plus it's funny how fixated he is on balls specifically

i do have to begrudgingly give it up for take it easy, and the rest is more pleasant and country than the later eagles I'm more familiar with

this alternates between some real bangers and some real snoozefests but interestingly for my typical preference i actually find the more down tempo songs to be the more interesting and ear catching ones

i could shut my brain off and ignore how cynical and lacking in any kind of artistic sentiment kiss is if there was anything fun or enjoyable about the music, but as far as i can tell the music only exists to serve as an in-group signifier for America's most tragically boring simpletons (and to sell licensed merchandise of course)

not horrible but pretty unremarkable and just sort of irks me for some reason i can't quite put my finger on