Reviews by ron_penis

the later "a little too full of themselves" albums are good but this one hits the sweet spot for me

careful, if you hear this band playing in a bar, it probably means that an ex-cop looking for his kidnapped wife is about to beat up you and all of your goon friends

some killer lots of filler

saints row 1 alternative radio station ass music

i have a black denim guns n roses jacket i thrifted years ago with this huge embroidered design on the back. i love this jacket. so guns n roses brought at least one good thing into existence

this era of rap is just absolute garbage to me and this album is its poster boy. basically you've got 3 or 4 songs, some of which sound like they're using Casio keyboard beats, repeated over 54 minutes (thank god the last 4 songs were bonus tracks, which to me means i was under no obligation to subject myself to them)

maybe in another life I'm the right kind of gay to like madonna

it's good

pretty positive I'm gonna come out on the other end of this thing actually having less appreciation for new wave

it is very funny that even when beck drops the eccentricity & sampling and does a more straightforward & stripped down singer songwritery album it still blows all the contemporary clowns who built their careers around that style out of the water

these funky boys are just having fun

this is basically the definition of 'blandly pleasant"

as somebody who loves pop music: wow 76 minutes of horribly produced early 2000s pop music 🥰

ayyyy get ovah hea ya damn fugazi

totally serviceable and totally mystifying why it's on this list

felt like listening to one 41 minute long queen song

i would have sworn on my life there was a Sade SNL performance where she's introduced by Dan Aykroyd and he nails the pronunciation of her name but apparently I'm insane because i couldn't locate it anywhere. anyway this album rules

forward thinking hobbit music

bores me to tears when Bono's wailing isn't making me grind my teeth, which i guess does technically count as an emotional response, so fair play for that

perfectly replicates the feeling you get while waiting for the "skip" button to pop up on a youtube ad