Reviews by slinky

BeCommon

Rated 4/10

2/5, enjoyable enough but just not my jam.

EaglesEagles

Rated 8/10

Opens up with a banger and then the rest of the album is a cohesive, nice listen. 4/5

There's only two tracks on this one people. First track sounds like it could be played under the world's longest montage of museum art robbers getting into place. Second track starts off as whimsical wind chimes, then picks it up and you start to think "here we go" but then it jumps down into the slow jazz that I don't think anyone likes. Picks back up again a tiny bit towards the end but by that point, too little too late, what else do you want me to say

Felt like a 90s album the Beatles would put out if they were all still alive and making music, but not in a complimentary way. In past their prime, nothing catchy or interesting but they just wanted to record. That's this album, what else do you want me to say

This website should be called 1000 albums because why was this one included? No bangers, nothing worth listening to, music wasn't fun or interesting, not an ounce of editing was done as the songs just ramble, what else do you want me to say

Pink MoonNick Drake

Rated 8/10

Never heard of this dude before today, it's all mellow folksy type shit and I really enjoyed it, not sure what else you want me to say 4/5

I don't really care for whatever style of music is that Prince does, acknowledging that he does have a few certified bangers. Those bangers were not present on this album though, so it gets 2/5 what else do you want from me

First song was a banger, last half of the album was a little slow but overall it was way more enjoyable than I thought it would be going in what else do you want me to say 3/5

Virtual Insanity is a banger, unfortunately it isn't on this album. This one has other stuff not as good as that song but kind of the same? What do you want me to say

The ChronicDr. Dre

Rated 10/10

All time classic. Ain't Nothing but a G Thang is one of the best rap songs of all time.

I know they were revolutionary for a band back in the early 60s for this style of music. I know that other bands took what they did and built off of it. But I cannot stand the pop Beatles shit. Give me them on drugs, when their brain have been crayoned from fame and LSD. For historical meaning this is a 5/5, for listenability and enjoyment it is a 1/5. Sorry

AbraxasSantana

Rated 8/10

I like mostly instrumental guitar albums, so this one is slappy but I can understand why some might not like it. I'd give it 3.5 but since there are no halves bumping itup to a 4

Not sure what I wanted out of this one but it all blended together in a bad way. Or at least in a boring way. 2/5