Reviews by somelocalloser

TapestryCarole King

Rated 8/10

Solid record displaying Carole’s great songwriting skills. My only real qualms with it are her versions of Will You Love Me Tomorrow? and Natural Woman - which, pardon the pun feel uninspired.

1984Van Halen

Rated 8/10

This is just a stupid fun record. The amount of spandex and coke that must have been involved in its recording is palpable.

xxThe xx

Rated 6/10

Didn’t realize that I knew half of these songs. Kind of replaceable late aughts indie pop. Not a bad listen, just very 2009.

Pre-war Elvis is obviously the best Elvis and his debut is strong. He’s still searching for his sound here. Blue Suede Shoes and I Got A Woman feel fully formed. The ballads less so - there’s a strong Buddy Holly sound to some of them.

I’m not going to turn into a huge Anthrax fan - but this was surprisingly not awful. I dug how thrashy it was and there’s a bit of math metal sounding moments.

StankoniaOutKast

Rated 8/10

Shit this is good. Just a fun record - a few moments of misogyny, but not nearly as prevalent as some of the Gangsta Rap on this list.

This may have been the most stereotypical 70s rock/pop record I’ve heard. It’s like he took pieces of whatever sound was popular and mashed it together in the most boring way possible.

After a while all these trip hop albums start to blend together as forgettably long mush.

This at least had a Latin flavor to it. Still not my thing, not as bad as others.