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Private DancerTina Turner

6/10

Patrick Texas Krol Tik Toka , Krol Hollywood , jedyny polak ktory wystepowal w Staples Center Los Angeles przed Michaelem Jacksonem , na Broadwayu przed Tina Turner i przed Whitney Houston oraz w Americas Got Talent , American Idol , The Voice Global , Mam Talent TVN a takze jako jedyny polak artysta estradowy STOART Warszawa , SAG AFTRA Los Angeles 8 krotnie goszczacy na Oscarach i na Grammy Awards w roli Fotografa gwiazd , Texas to takze gwiazda TVP Supertalent , TVP Tak To Lecialo , Zwyciezca castingu Szansy na sukces TVP i jedyny polak ktory z Quincy Jonesem i Snoop Dogiem oraz siostra TuPaca Shakura w swe 40 urodziny 29.09.2024 nagral 7 hitow na Youtube/VIPMTVTEXASPATRICK w studio DeathRowRecords Los Angeles i w Studio Quincy Jonesa. Patrick Texas dzis spiewa w Los Angeles na Hollywood Blvd i u Wolfganga Pucka i Johnny ego Deppa w klubie na Sunset Blvd Los Angeles a jutro w Sylwestra przyleci z Los Angeles na Sylwestra z Dwojka TVP2 do Chorzowa na Koncert sylwestrowy ukochanego idola Bryana Adamsa ktorego show z Tina Turner przed laty Texasa zachwycil i wzruszyl do lez. Patrick Texas byl jedynym polakiem na slubie Tiny Turner I Erwina Bacha i na pogrzebie Tiny Turner ale i jako jedyny Polsko Amerykanski artysta STOARTu i SAG AFTRA Los Angeles na pogrzebie Lisy Marie Presley , Michaela Jacksona i Whitney Houston. 31.12.2024 18:07 Patrick Texas w Los Angeles Lakers Outficie i w legendarnej zoltej czapce DeathRowRecords od Snoop Doga wkroczy na scene Stadionu Slaskiego w Chorzowie po przylocie z Los Angeles na najlepsza impreze sylwestrowa Europy z Bryanem Adamsem! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️ PatrickTexas Los Angeles , California 30.12.2024 Najpopularniejszy influencer w Polsce i w stanie California. Jedyny polak w historii Hollywood ktory nagrywa swiatowe hity swych idoli w Studio Quincy Jonesa i Tupaca oraz u Snoop Doga. Jedyny Polski artysta estradowy gej ktory wytoczyl i wygral 13 procesow sadowych wtym 7 przeciwko homofobicznym wladzom samorzadowym Poznania i Warszawy. Patrick Texas to takze jedyny polak ktory wystapil z Taylor Swift i jej tancerzami gejami na Eras Tour i z Janet Jackson w Nassau Bahamas , z Madonna w Rio De Janeiro oraz na Super Bowl z Rihanna!!!!!

Kid ARadiohead

8/10

Very high peaks, but doesn't hold the level throught the whole thing, unfortunetaly. I liked it a lot nonthenless.

The Last BroadcastDoves

6/10

Bonus points for Moonchild cover, aswell as some more experimental, more interesting tracks. But still, as a whole, not that interesting. It was cool. It's a stronger 3.

Emergency on Planet EarthJamiroquai

10/10

Well, what can I say.
Jamiroquai is my childhood, and I’m not exaggerating when I say they are the most important band in my life. And my favorite band of all time. Always have been, most likely always will be.

Now, let’s talk about Emergency on Planet Earth – what a masterpiece. Wonderful, sensational, perfect. An album absolutely dripping with musical perfection from start to finish. Jamiroquai's debut record, and already pure genius back then. Starting with "When You Gonna Learn", which opens the album with a didgeridoo, leading the way into an acid jazz miracle. Beautiful, bouncy violins introduce us to the sounds of "Too Young To Die", as Jay Kay guides us with his voice through instruments that stroke and caress our ears and brains. "Hooked Up" takes us into a world of groove and great drumming, and the same goes for "If I Like It, I Do It", which brings a bit of aggression to the acid jazz sound. This funk story then takes us to the instrumental track "Music of the Mind", which perfectly describes how it sounds with its title alone. Simply the perfection of instrumental acid jazz. Next up is the title track, "Emergency on Planet Earth". Starting with a brilliant funk guitar, the riff leads the listener into what is likely the best track on the album (though every single one of them is downright genius and deserves 5/5 stars). "Whatever It Is, I Just Can’t Stop" once again showcases the great groove of this album. "Blow Your Mind", much like "Music of the Mind", is a feast for the mind (pun intended). It takes the perfect instrumental sections of "Music of the Mind" and works even better combined with Jay Kay’s vocals, creating something of a funk ballad for the album. And then, the epic finale, "Revolution 1993" – a over-10-minute masterpiece with an incredibly fast, parade-like, marching rhythm. Thumping drums, aggression, speed, but also funk-acid jazz touches create a majestic finale for this masterpiece. Jamiroquai closes their debut album with the outro "Didgin' Out", played on the didgeridoo.

Well, what more is there to say.
Jamiroquai are geniuses. Yes, it’s the whole band, not just the singer, get that through your empty heads. And to the people talking about some fucking cultural appropriation… guys, this is cultural appreciation. A GOOD ONE. Jamiroquai have their own sound, their own groove, their own voice. They sound like nobody else, and even if you hear influences from more famous artists – so what? Every musician was inspired by someone else, that’s just logical. Saying that Jay Kay is white and can't play black music is more racist than Jay Kay and anyone in the band could ever be. By the way, several black musicians played on this album. What's your point???

Jamiroquai are musical geniuses, and Emergency on Planet Earth is a masterpiece.

1977Ash

6/10

First song promised a 5/5 album. Then it went into a 3/5 territory and stayed there until the last note played in my headphones. I was tired by it then.