Reviews by amy

I was so excited to see this as my album of the day! An album I already knew and loved it - instant 5 star

This is such a beautiful album, it had me crying. There's something so haunting about his voice

Take my 5 ⭐️ Johnny Cash, well deserved 🫡

Chelsea GirlNico

Rated 2/10

Longest 45 minutes of my life

I've heard farts that held a better tune than her singing. Even the guitar was out of tune

1 ⭐️

So this is how I find out they aren't British??

A lot of songs here I remember from childhood! Apart from those, the album was pretty boring and not memorable

3 ⭐️

I really really enjoyed this album!! Without You is an absolute classic. Sadly not quite a 5 because I hate that coconut song

What a great find

4 ⭐️

Dub HousingPere Ubu

Rated 4/10

The fact this album is rated even lower than their other one scared me. That one wasn't even 1 star worthy so how the hell could it get worse?!

But surprisingly this one was much better! I even enjoyed some parts. But overall still shite. Who put this noise on the list?!

2 ⭐️

This was a bit of a shambles. Songs were all over the place - it wasn't a cohesive album. Saying that, the songs were bad at all. Just a bit disjointed

3 ⭐️

MusicMadonna

Rated 4/10

Madonna needs to apologise immediately to Don McLean for absolutely butchering American Pie

Even I'm offended listening to that. A true hate crime was commited

2 ⭐️

An alright album! Enjoyed a few songs (rock lobster) but some were a bit too weird for me. Went on a bit long too so started getting repetitive

3 ⭐️

CtrlSZA

Rated 4/10

Ugh another pussy and booty album

I don't know much about SZA apart from the fact she gets a load of hype online and that she always lies (look that up if you've not heard lmao)

I love the song she did with Kendrick for black panther so I had high hopes for this. But nope. Why does all the mediocre stuff get hyped up? Maybe I'm not the target audience

She has a beautiful voice when she wants to sing! But sadly this album was a lot of pussy dis and n word dat. Not for me

2 ⭐️

Didn't realise The Hives were on here, a nice surprise!

Hate To Say I Told You So - what a throwback!! This song was everywhere when I was a kid and its still a banger

Not my favourite band of the time, but a very upbeat and catchy album. The nostalgia tips it over to full marks

5 ⭐️

Overall an enjoyable album. You can tell what the singles were though because the other songs were so forgettable in comparison

Smoke on the Water is the obvious big hit here, but I loved Highway Star. I've not heard that song in years, didn't realise it was by Deep Purple!

4 ⭐️

1.5 hours of my precious time were wasted on this album. I don't even want to call it an album, it was just noise

94 MINUTES OF MY LIFE!

1 ⭐️

This was messy and all over the place. On the plus side it only lasted 15 minutes

That's also what I imagine group sex is like

2 ⭐️

RisquéChic

Rated 6/10

Well this was disappointing! Way too long and very repetitive!! The songs were good, but could have been cut down massively

Musical equivalent of 'could have been an email'

3 ⭐️