Reviews by georgehart1122

Oh god what a way to title your pop album the douchiest thing you could possibly think. This also reminds me of the worst ex I ever had so this thing is really batting at a disadvantage. I think if i can survive the two annoying lead singles. I don't hate Alone Together as a pop song, though the melody line is a little dull. Young Volcanoes might as well have been written by Imagine Dragons. Save Rock and Roll with Elton John? fuuuuuuuccccckkkkkk offfffff.

This is more of that rock that is so very 90s its almost painful. very pop commercial stuff. Sport And Religion give big U2 vibes. The Metal Song is very much not fucking metal. That's a docked star.

Monkey Trick has a good opening. But thats about it. Lounge lizard guitar tones, a mix that has inaudible bass and also somehow the vocals are buried? Boo hiss.

TelefoneNoname

Rated 8/10

absolutely excellent flow, through I didnt find it as arresting as some other artists in the same space.

GemstonesAdam Green

Rated 2/10

no song over 3 minutes and most under two? what the hell is this, a punk record? good god what tired stupid fucking song writing. choke on a cock, Adam, this is like listening to a hipster in williamsburg sing about being a sensitive horny loser and being a dumb pile of bullshit. Fuck that album.