Reviews by henryisonfire

NowhereRide

Rated 4/10

About as interesting as the cymbal they are named after being hit again and again with nothing else

All Mod ConsThe Jam

Rated 4/10

So glad I’ve finished all the fucking Paul Weller albums. Both of these stars are for ‘English Rose’ which is a lovely song despite the wilfully incorrect grammar.

The DoorsThe Doors

Rated 4/10

When you get a bit older you realise you don't have to be so reverant of this album made by essentially teenagers, which I assume they were because whatshisface died at 27 I think. Never listening to this again!

Someone had it right on here that her voice sort of ruins it. Good vibe but ultimately not very exciting, I got bored QUICK.

What’s the fucking point of this? I’m serious. Just half an hour of ‘country songs’ - that literally describes the whole album. Absolutely pointless. 2 stars because it didn’t actively irritate me but that is generous.

TrafalgarBee Gees

Rated 4/10

Utterly unremarkable. Beatles F-sides at its best, just chords in a row at its worst. Not annoying, but not at all interesting.