Reviews by henryisonfire

Still a big fan of Robert Smith personally, but I dare say I only like The Cure when they’re at the poppiest. Enjoyed some of this, won’t play it again.

Look, I like The Cure and I’m a big fan of Robert Smith personally, but… what the fuck is this? Two halves of actual songs and the rest is like they laid down an idea for a track, didn’t add anything else and then just left it?!! I know that is literally the story behind one of the tracks but… surely just finish it first?! Absolutely Dreadful.

I would have given this a 5 but unfortunately today I have a policy of ‘Dynamic Rating’, so it’s just going to be a 3. And if anyone asks me about it, I’ll say I didn’t know it was happening, even though that would make me - in the words of Robert Smith - ‘fucking stupid or a liar’.