Rated 4/10
Beyoncé
Beyoncé makes a lot of fantastic music, and I was expecting to like this, but I found it to be pretty turgid - the self-serious, brooding, introspective lyrics themes translating into uninspiring music, feeling like a series of horizontal melodies either mumbled or belted out over flat, synthy beats that all feel a bit sub Kanye and, only 13 years on, pretty dated.
There are a couple of good songs - I like Blow a lot, the nagging guitar and 80s synth bass are great, Jealous manages to deliver on its grandiose intentions and has a great vocal hook, XO is good - but they’re not enough to make a dent in the overall sense of flatness, or in the case of Drunk in Love some strong R Kelly Trapped in the Closet vibes.
Haunted feels indicative of much of the album, it starts off promisingly, but starts to feel quite aimless quite quickly, discarding any moments of melodic interest for a more beat’n’vocals sledgehammer. Or there is something like Heaven, one of those beiger than beige songs that never seems to end.
I wouldn’t profess to know her catalogue that well, but I have listened to a few of her albums on occasion and I think there are far better ones that this, particularly Lemonade, which I remember being very good, so it's a shame this Beyonce’s only entry on the list, as it doesn’t feel representative of her impact or quality at all. I’ll go 2.
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Playlist submission: Blow