Reviews by joejee

HorsesPatti Smith

Rated 6/10

I feel like I should care about this album, but I just can't. Fair play to the lass, but it just doesn't tickle any of my bones

If you were a teenager when this came out, it's the best thing you've ever heard. I was more of the Arctic Monkeys generation, but still think Brit indie is all a bit shit.

DummyPortishead

Rated 8/10

Boring, but makes up for it by being cool. If I was in the right place, this is an easy 5; however, sitting in my office, this album doesn't cut it. It's not a "listen anywhere" type.

There's a guy in the reviews here who claims to be named after one of the songs on the album.

I think their name is Wood.

Within a few days I've listened to two albums that reference David Bowie, but they're Americans who pronounce it "boo-ie". The other was Mothership by Parliament, so they got away with it.

The album I had to listen to before this was by Parliament, now Ministry, what next? House of Lords? Foreign Office? Treasury?

Album is good if you like industrial thrash. I, however, don't.